Heidi Klum and Seal have had 4 kids during their seemingly happy 7 year marriage, but now those kids are orphans or whatever because Klum and Seal are getting a divorce. Last night, they released this controversial statement…
“We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other, but our six-year-old son Henry still wets the bed. It’s so embarrassing! We can’t even have his friends over anymore because he’ll pee on them. I don’t know what his deal is. He must like it, the little pervert. Does sham-wow make sheets? Because we’d buy some. Anyway, this led to a lot of tension in the house and that led to fights. So thanks a lot you little dick! Way to ruin our family.”
Wow, nice job Henry. Hey look, your mom is crying again, is this what you wanted, are you happy now?
Do you think she found out he was black?
Is she still under warranty? I heard she blew a Seal.
Hello sex tape.
Bedwtting = realizing daddy is a coon
Bedwetting^^^^^
maybe she will start dating whites again, I mean she is a nazi and all
4 kids and a seal in her vagina? Can she even feel anything down there anymore? I’m shocked it isn’t her wetting the bed.
id say id fuck her but you could probably park a mack truck inside that snizz
Who’s in the mood for flapjacks?
she started sobbing so hard her uterus fell out
Just another example of our current society filled with people who are adults by age, but not by maturity/responsibility/intelligence…etc.
What the fuck is going on in this place….?
Big a 6 year old wetting the bed, DB still does it.
Big deal
my buddy’s step-aunt makes $80/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $7382 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this site… LazyCash10.com
Here in NC she would now be known as ‘Damaged Goods’.
but she is split in half….http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
Still, I’d let her suck it.
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