Heidi Klum is single

By brendon January 23, 2012 @ 9:31 AM


Heidi Klum and Seal have had 4 kids during their seemingly happy 7 year marriage, but now those kids are orphans or whatever because Klum and Seal are getting a divorce. Last night, they released this controversial statement…

“We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other, but our six-year-old son Henry still wets the bed. It’s so embarrassing! We can’t even have his friends over anymore because he’ll pee on them. I don’t know what his deal is. He must like it, the little pervert. Does sham-wow make sheets? Because we’d buy some. Anyway, this led to a lot of tension in the house and that led to fights. So thanks a lot you little dick! Way to ruin our family.”

Wow, nice job Henry. Hey look, your mom is crying again, is this what you wanted, are you happy now?

(20) Comments

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    SomeoneluvsU 01/23/2012 10:01

    Do you think she found out he was black?

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    Cocktail 01/23/2012 10:27

    Is she still under warranty? I heard she blew a Seal.

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    The Narrator 01/23/2012 10:50

    Hello sex tape.

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    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 11:22

    Bedwtting = realizing daddy is a coon

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    Eyes_Closed 01/23/2012 11:23


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    .BALLS. 01/23/2012 11:39

    maybe she will start dating whites again, I mean she is a nazi and all

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    trent.steel 01/23/2012 11:48

    4 kids and a seal in her vagina? Can she even feel anything down there anymore? I’m shocked it isn’t her wetting the bed.

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    harleydavidson 01/23/2012 12:33

    id say id fuck her but you could probably park a mack truck inside that snizz

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    The Original Lo Rider 01/23/2012 12:59

    Who’s in the mood for flapjacks?

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    jimcardillo@yahoo.com 01/23/2012 12:59

    she started sobbing so hard her uterus fell out

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    Tylerdurden389 01/23/2012 13:15

    Just another example of our current society filled with people who are adults by age, but not by maturity/responsibility/intelligence…etc.

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    Observer_Burn Notice 01/23/2012 14:52

    What the fuck is going on in this place….?

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    SCUM 01/23/2012 16:17

    Big a 6 year old wetting the bed, DB still does it.

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    SCUM 01/23/2012 16:17

    Big deal

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    shirleyozz 01/23/2012 16:25

    my buddy’s step-aunt makes $80/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $7382 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this site… LazyCash10.com

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    Raymond K. Hessel 01/23/2012 17:25

    Here in NC she would now be known as ‘Damaged Goods’.

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    BA732 01/23/2012 21:58

    but she is split in half….http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/

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    zencat002 01/24/2012 00:04

    Still, I’d let her suck it.

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    jenitasamNNg 01/24/2012 15:03

    my co-worker’s ex-wife makes $76 every hour on the internet. She has been fired for 8 months but last month her income was $8437 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site… LazyCash1[dot]com

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    yuiyuiyui 03/11/2012 06:29


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