Is Jennifer Lopez a terrorist? Probably, yes.

January 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Until today, it was assumed that Jennifer Lopez was endorsing Fiat simply because she’s a greedy cunt, but new information reveals that her true motives may be much more sinsiter. *Dun-dun-dun…*

In an open letter to Lopez released on Thursday, the president for United Against Nuclear Iran (UANI) wrote: “By endorsing Fiat, you are serving as a spokesperson for a company that freely does business with Iran, a regime that is developing an illegal nuclear weapons program, financing and sponsoring terrorist groups including al-Qaeda, has killed American and NATO soldiers and is recognized as one of the world’s leading human rights violators.”
“(Fiat also) produces vehicles that are reportedly used by the Iranian regime as platforms to stage gruesome public executions.”

UANI does say they don’t believe Lopez actually supports al-Qaeda and Iran, but they need to open their eyes. Jennifer Lopez clearly hates America and wants our soldiers to be murdered. If nothing else we should have a SEAL team grab her and find out what she knows. I’m sure she’ll deny it at first (they’re trained to do that) but maybe a little torture will loosen her tongue. And if I’m wrong, hey, no harm done.

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