Fox cites a few sources today in suggesting that Khloe Kardashians real father is a man named Alex Roldan, who has been Kris Jenners hairdresser for over 30 years.
Now, this would imply that a hairdresser with a salon in West Hollywood had sex with a woman, which seems unlikely, but he is over 6 feet tall, which might account for Khloes height, and her middle name is Alexandria, but more than anything there’s a clip of him in this absolutely unbearable video that Kris Jenner made when she was 30 (yes she’s been an attention whore for that long). Just look at this .gif of it, because HOLY FUCK YES. That’s absolutely her father.
He looks exactly like her. Fuck, he looks so much like her it makes me wonder if Kris is even Khloes mom. Was there even a mom? It’s looks more like the dude just cloned himself. Maxi-Me.
This is a repeat comment from threads long ago (and far away)…
CUNTFACE (S)
You mean Fugly?
cant be. everyone knows that all male hairdresswers are homosexuals.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Khloe isn’t this guys daughter, Khloe IS this guy.
Good god she’s fucking gross.
Yeah, pretty much, it’s Khloe in a wig http://hollywoodite.com/khloe-kardashian-real-father-kris-jenner-hairdresser
Any truth to the rumor that R0kan is really her daddy? Inquiring minds wanna know.
I saw the paternity test. It turns out that R0kan is actually her twin.
The eggs a man-jam were artificially inseminated into Bruce Jenner’s asshole, then the embryo split. R0kan stayed in there and gestated anally for an extra 3 months after Kim was born.
That’s what makes him so hairy
“eggs a man-jam?”
I saw that on the menu at the Blue Oyster Bar when I was there for a speed dating lunch before Christmas.
Didn’t think it would catch on so fast.
you hear that p3pp3r? gay people can have hetero sex?
So, the big foot mystery is now solved?
Do gay men hold their noses when they do it with women or is there a turkey baster involved?
.balls., P3pp3r will be whining for your removal when he sees your statement.
Time to update Andre the Giants wikipedia page to include her long lost daughter. Be right back.
Yes Obs,
I am still here and unmolested since 2006!
Though, that is kind of a dubious honor, at this point…
Gildorg, unmolested is very good. A great reason to be proud and to drink!
CHEERS!
Uncanny. They look like incestuous bro/sis.
Hey everybody! There’s a talking monkey on TV right now! Go check it out, it is hilarious!
Oh, wait. It’s just the State of the Union Address. My bad.