its the first five minutes of ‘Haywire’

By brendon January 11, 2012 @ 11:41 AM


Steven Soderbergh is an Academy Award winning director, so it was a little surprising to see that his new movie ‘Haywire’ is a pure, unrepentant action film. Even more surprising was that, while big stars like Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, Antonio Banderas, and Michael Fassbender fill out the cast, the star is Gina Carano.

If you don’t know, Gina Carano is not an actor. She’s an MMA fighter, ranked 3rd in the world at one point, with a background in Muay Thai, and who trains with the great Greg Jackson.

Anyway, last night they put the first five minutes of ‘Haywire’ online.

As you can see it was very wise of Soderbergh to have Ginas first scene be with Channing Tatum, because compared to him she looks like Meryl Streep. He’s so dumb looking and wooden, half the time I see him on screen I end up thinking someone paused the movie.

(11) Comments

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    Uncle Ham Menkit 01/11/2012 11:55

    Of course she’s an actor; she’s been acting like a legit MMA fighter for years.

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    Mac-Daddy 01/11/2012 12:01

    I’d do her. If she let me tie her up in a faux-rape role play game.

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    dubbya 01/11/2012 12:06

    I have a feeling this movie is going to be a lot like the teaser, 80% boring and nobody has a clue what’s going on.

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    Mr. Poop 01/11/2012 12:10

    I’d like to smell her yoga pants

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    SomeoneluvsU 01/11/2012 12:21

    At least she didn’t get the part on Soderbergh’s casting couch.
    She would snap him in half.

    Stockard Channing and Tatum O’Neil > Channing Tatum

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    The Puppet 01/11/2012 12:31

    Alex Rodriguez approves of her.

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    harleydavidson 01/11/2012 12:34

    i wouldnt mind being in her guard

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    Buck 01/11/2012 16:18

    If I was ever going to try and rape someone, I think I’d pick Gina Carano.

    Best case scenario, I have sex with her.
    Worst case scenario, she beats the shit out of me.

    And either of those sounds fucking awesome.

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    spek 01/11/2012 21:42

    first soderbergh makes a lousy movie with a porn star that can’t act. now a lousy movie with a fighter that can’t act. let me guess the plot – rogue agent must fight to clear her name, and in the process pummel hundreds of male agents and bodyguards twice her size. gee, i liked this move better when it was called Salt, or Columbiana or even Alias….

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    BA732 01/12/2012 11:38

    MMMM the things i would do… and the things she would do back… check out more of Gina at ….

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