Katy Perry is a Sims character now

By brendon January 17, 2012 @ 6:17 PM

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Imagine if you could isolate everything bad about life with Katy Perry (incessant demands, god-awful music, dancing) and then combine that with never ever fucking her, or even staring at her tits. That would suck right?

Yeah that’s what I thought too. But she’s a new character in ‘The Sims 3: Showtime’ anyway.

I will predict however that at least Russell Brand will buy a copy, and then that “Katy Perry” will have a little “accident.”

(24) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 01/17/2012 18:21

    can’t the Avatards fuck in Sims?

  2. dubbya 01/17/2012 18:34

    The sims is a fucking stupid game anyway. Way to put the last nail in the coffin jack asses.

  3. dubbya 01/17/2012 18:36

    Man, Tyler is hurtin’. I was just looking back at a few old posts, 100+ comments on all of them. ;(

  4. Gildorg 01/17/2012 19:01

    Well, the main gang of posters got banned and Rok seems to be too busy these days to break out all the Puppets…

    So this is all that’s left…

  5. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:02

    Gildorg! Say hi before I am banned again!

  6. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:02

    Tyler, how’s it hanging buddy?

  7. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:04

    Yes! Can you believe it!

  8. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:05

    I got banned by IP address. I am now in an undisclosed location.

  9. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:06

    I am on a pc. How can you guys use this crap all day? I want my Mac back!

  10. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:09

    I like you guys! I had fun here! It was mentally stimulating to me to bullshit with you guys from time to time.

  11. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:10

    Its good to talk to you again Tyler. If I don’t talk to you again, it was an honor to know you.

  12. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:12

    P3pper got banned multiple times. We are at the daily yuckie if you ever want to drop by.

  13. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:17

    It did. Its our message board now. We are trying to regroup and find a new place. Sounds like a business idea for someone with money.

  14. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:19

    I would like an explanation as to why we were banned. It just doesn’t make sense!

  15. Mr. Nutt 01/17/2012 19:22

    Gildorg is a website hit man! Comment and run.

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  17. weaklid 01/17/2012 19:49

    Imagine this website without the titties it used to post all the time. It would be just like playing the Sims!

  18. The Puppet 01/17/2012 20:46

    Br3nd@ you fucking pole smoker..take R0k@n’s cock out from your ass…..You are one unfunny fucking cartoon loving f-@g-g-ott!!!!

  19. The Puppet 01/17/2012 20:47

    Nice to see you My Nutts…….for now…

  20. Gildorg 01/17/2012 21:19

    Sorry Mr. Nutt…

    It is my first day off and I was busy doing nothing!

    In any case! Good to see you made it back!

    Cheers, my friend!

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