Russell Brand says he used to be a sex addict and have sex 5 times a day, so if it seemed unlikely that the religious and sugary-sweet Katy Perry could satisfy him in bed, that's because it was.
Russell Brand is notorious for his once-wild lifestyle and attempts to change his bad boy ways. But according to a report in the newest issue of Us Weekly, Brand allegedly wasn't able to kick all of his bad habits. "Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her," a source claimed.
Wait, so she was more fun in bed before she got married, but then made sex routine and monotonous? Well this is the first I've ever heard of a girl like that. What did he want that she was too good for anyway?
"He likes dirty things. He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He's attracted to things he can't imagine happening to him. (And) he has a closet full of sex toys."
Ok well obviously I didn't know about the wheelchair thing. Maybe she has a point. Because if you're a hot girl with big tits, and you can move in the direction that your hair is pulled and open your mouth on command, the sex is gonna be fine. I should write that on my eharmony profile somewhere. I don't have time for a bunch of games.