Mark Wahlberg has given his half-assed apology

By brendon January 19, 2012 @ 1:24 PM


Mark Wahlberg, who as you can see is about the same height and build as Jessica Biel, told Mens Journal that he would have single-handedly stopped the terrorists on 9/11, unlike the docile sheep who sat there and did nothing. And then he would have single-handedly landed the plane, because how hard could that really be, all while giving comfort to the other passengers. Al-Qaeda would rue the day that they entered Mark Wahlbergs world (the first class cabin)!

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

Needless to say this offended the families of some of the victims. So now he’s apologized, but not really.

“To speculate about such a situation is ridiculous to begin with. I deeply apologize to the families of the victims that my answer came off as insensitive, it was certainly not my intention.”

“Not that my answer wasn’t 100% true, but I should have worded it differently,” he probably added. PR crisis = solved!

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
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    Cocktail 01/19/2012 13:38

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  3. avatar
    harleydavidson 01/19/2012 13:49

    you had to pay?


  4. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 01/19/2012 14:15

    Half-assed Mark Wahlberg has given his apology


  5. avatar
    Tylerdurden389 01/19/2012 16:19

    More like Half-Pint, amirite?

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