19-year-old Miley Cyrus got drunk as hell at a birthday party for her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, which for some reason had a cake shaped like a black cock. Which Miley then rimmed (quite enthusiastically by the way, as if she’s done this before) before making out with Liam. Which makes him some kind of pastry cuckold, I guess. To be honest there’s not a single thing about any of this that makes an ounce of sense.
(source = TMZ)
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I guess it’s good that she’s on track for her inevitable slide into porn. I get less and less interested in said porn as time goes on though.
I,m not impressed
I heard Michael lohan is really her father
So, am I to infer from this that she has a ring of chocolate frosting around her asshole?
Youknowwhat?BillyRayFuckingCyrusnevershowedtheslightestbitofshameoverhiscarreersofuckhim.ThisiswhathegetsforAcheyBrakeyHeart.Hishorsefaceddaughterisaboozeaddledwhore.Shebettergetasmuchasshecannowbeforeshegetsfatandpeoplerealizeshehasntsoldanalbuminforever.
Sorry, 3 cups of coffee before lunch.
somebody needs to show Miley what a camera looks like, because she obviously doesn’t know when one is around
It is becoming impossible to satirize this bitch…….
I’m wondering if these pictures are faked or photo-shopped…..
….because that cake looks a little smaller than a black penis…..(so says Rokey)…
As a doctor ,I can state that Miley Cyrus is not eating a cake shaped like a big black cock.
She’s eating a cake shaped like a big black cock WITH A GONORHHEA SORE(chancre) ON THE TIP
Ugh…Can’t this dumb cunt go the way of Lindsey Lohan already. She’s not even good looking ffs. See, they’re a match made in heaven.
http://www.pastime.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/black-cock-to-bed.jpg
oh please dear god why cant this bitch just be raped beaten and left for dead in the middle of compton?
harleydavidson……..@15:07…….
…..simple really……to be “raped” she would have to say “no”…..
Am I the only one who wonders why someone has a giant cock cake at a birthday party? Was this party for Br3n?
is that a dingleberry stuck in her teeth?
OBN, im pretty sure she said no to billy ray once or twice. does that count?
best way to kill time on the internet…. http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
I don’t like to see her burning the candle at both ends work-wise and then also be Super Mom as well. She knows exactly when I’m going to say it too
@Pitdoc
Chancres come from syphillis, gonorrhea causes painful discharge
And yes, that is a chancre.
The More You Know. . .
Sorry hos7tile, got em ,mixed up , you’re right
Forgot the meme ‘His Royal Chancres of Syphillis”