Tim Gunn hasn’t had sex in 29 years

‘Project Runway’ co-host Tim Gunn told the ABC show ‘the Revolution’ that he’s been celibate for almost three decades because of a bad relationship around the time when AIDS became an epidemic in the US.

“Do I feel like less of a person because of it? No, not even remotely … it was at the cusp of AIDS [and] I’m happy to be healthy and alive, frankly.”

It would be easy to make fun of Tim here but I’m not going too because:

1. By all accounts he’s a decent and talented guy.
2. I’ve gone embarrassing long stretches without getting laid too, except it wasn’t because I chose to.
3. I can’t really blame him. I don’t have anything against gay guys, and I actually despise people who do (I even give money to the Matthew Shepard foundation every month) but if someone tried to put a penis inside of me, I would fight them to the death, until I literally died, and my last words on earth would be, “get… that thing… away from me… it’s gross.”