its the SI Swimsuit cover, with an awful Kate Upton picture

By brendon February 14, 2012 @ 12:27 PM


Kate Upton is fantastic looking, so it was nice of Sports Illustrate to choose one of the worst pictures she’s ever taken and then put mittens on their hands while photoshopping it for the cover of this years swimsuit issue. Otherwise all the girls out there who aren’t Kate Upton would feel bad about themselves. As they should because their boyfriend secretly resents them for not being Kate Upton, and rightfully so. Here’s the bottom line ladies: if you’re not Kate Upton, you suck. Happy Valentines Day.

(14) Comments

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    Cocktail 02/14/2012 12:32

    Kate Upton makes my tongue stiff.

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    harleydavidson 02/14/2012 12:43

    i think im going to take satan up ion that deal he offered me. its not like i need a soul anyway. Dick Cheney survived without one.

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    Mac-Daddy 02/14/2012 12:51

    She will be mine!

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    Sono 02/14/2012 13:07

    I would’ve gone with picture 5/50…but that’s just me.

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    Finkle Who 02/14/2012 13:21

    I’d like to wear her ass like a mitten.

  6. avatar 02/14/2012 13:42

    #8, #35, or #47, who doesn’t love a good handbra?

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    Eyes_Closed 02/14/2012 13:58

    I’d fuck her…….but then again….

    …I’m just following the Massachusetts senatorial and presidential traditions……..

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    Mr. Nutt 02/14/2012 14:09

    Eyes, does that include a car ride in the dark over a small bridge?

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    Mr. Nutt 02/14/2012 14:12

    I am starting to think you guys in Massachusetts are trying to take our corruption title away from us here in Illinois.

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    Eyes_Closed 02/14/2012 16:00

    Mr. Nutt…..

    …people in Massachusetts are as pure as the driven snow……

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    maddiejake 02/14/2012 17:44

    Now is the time that I wish I were a kangaroo and she was my mom. I would love to crawl up inside of that.

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    Tylerdurden389 02/14/2012 17:58

    19 years old and already had a nosejob and boob job. Both of Which weren’t even necessary.

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    stickybeats36 02/15/2012 03:48

    so photoshopped she looks ugly!!! I am glad Victoria Secret won’t lower they’re standers

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