Kate Upton is fantastic looking, so it was nice of Sports Illustrate to choose one of the worst pictures she's ever taken and then put mittens on their hands while photoshopping it for the cover of this years swimsuit issue. Otherwise all the girls out there who aren't Kate Upton would feel bad about themselves. As they should because their boyfriend secretly resents them for not being Kate Upton, and rightfully so. Here's the bottom line ladies: if you're not Kate Upton, you suck. Happy Valentines Day.