Apparently if you want to work for Victorias Secret you need to be flat chested and have a spooky accent, because Doutzen Kroes is shooting for them in Miami today, the same week their casting director basically called Kate Upton a tacky whore.
Those two are basically the same model, except that Kate is better at it. Doutzen is like Kate if Kate taped her boobs down and talked like a movie Dracula. “I vant to go sweeming now, then I vill vear un bra an panties for the picture poses.”
in other unshocking news, Lindsay Lohan is still blowing homeless men for cocaine and Courtney Stodden is on track for a fine career in pornography.
Vampire or not,
I’d still let her suck me.
I wonder what Nancy Grace has to say about this.
Bathe her and bring her to me . . .
My peeper wants to spit all over that ass…..R0ka@n, Hold me?
P3pp3r,
Do you want to ride the sandtigers with me after school?
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New nagger up.
meh. Doutzen is way prettier in the face. Upton is hot, but looks like she’s a couple of cheeseburgers away from maximum weight explosion.
Let’s have a tribadism fuck-off to decide…..
Money Vibescue would decide this issue….
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I’d take Doutzen over Kate any time. Kate’s certainly got bigger tits, but I don’t think she’s in as good shape as Doutzen, who has a much firmer body and MUCH better ass. The pictures out there of Doutzen in VSX athletic wear are absolutely stunning. Plus, Doutzen’s face is just so damn cute, she really is a lovely girl.