Kate Upton > Doutzen Kroes

February 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Apparently if you want to work for Victorias Secret you need to be flat chested and have a spooky accent, because Doutzen Kroes is shooting for them in Miami today, the same week their casting director basically called Kate Upton a tacky whore.

Those two are basically the same model, except that Kate is better at it. Doutzen is like Kate if Kate taped her boobs down and talked like a movie Dracula. “I vant to go sweeming now, then I vill vear un bra an panties for the picture poses.”

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