Kylie Bisutti won the Victoria's Secret Model Search in 2009 when she was just 19, but now she's decided she shouldn't model bikinis and lingerie anymore because she's religious, and somehow that means her husband is the only one who should see the sides of her tits.
"I just started becoming more uncomfortable with it because of my faith," Bisutti told FOX411. "I'm Christian, and reading the Bible more, I was becoming more convicted about it." "My body should only be for my husband and it's just a sacred thing. I didn't really want to be that kind of role model for younger girls because I had a lot of younger Christian girls that were looking up to me and then thinking that it was okay for them to walk around and show their bodies in lingerie to guys."
Ahh, and yet in the Parable of the Talents, Jesus talks about a master who gives his servants some money, and instead of investing it, one of the servants says, "I went away and hid your talent in the earth." And he's punished. So it's a sin if we don't use the gifts God has given us. And tits like that on a 19-year-old are definitely a gift. Trust me, I look at tits all day, those are special.
So look Jesus, I don't like you and you don't like me, but if we work together on this we can get this girl back in bikinis. I can either be your best friend... or your worst enemy!