Lindsay Lohan is romantic

By brendon February 14, 2012 @ 6:49 PM


Coy seductive glances are for nerds like Natalie Portman. Popular girls like Lindsay Lohan take pictures where they stand around in slutty clothes and then bend over to get fucked. There’s no room for subtlety. You need to show your tits and stand next to the number 69. In the future I’d also recommend she do the blowjob motion where she brings her hand to her mouth and pushes against the inside of her mouth with her tongue.

(image source = outtakes from lindsays photo shoot for love magazine)

(23) Comments

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    Finkle Who 02/14/2012 18:53


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    Cocktail 02/14/2012 18:56

    Nothing says “I love you!” like an incurable case of herpes.

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    P3pp3r 02/14/2012 18:58

    Where is the ass?
    The bitch has NO ass!!!

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    alexase 02/14/2012 19:15

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    P3pp3r 02/14/2012 19:24

    I rather go for the $84 dollars an hour and make $8072 …..

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    Gildorg 02/14/2012 19:40

    I would happily stick it in whatever ass she has!

    I think I would enjoy that!

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    Gildorg 02/14/2012 19:43

    That being said, I think I need to go back to the Kate Upton post for a little while..

    Last time Harley was there, he left the floor kinda messy…

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    DBXdarkangel 02/14/2012 19:56

    God i wanna fuck her sooo bad!

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    Szader 02/14/2012 20:37

    Why can’t she just die and get it over with?

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    Mr. Nutt 02/14/2012 20:52

    Obs, no snow in Chicago. At least the snow that falls from the sky…….

    P3pp3r, you can come to Chicago and work with me (when I work) and make $63 an hour.

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    Mr. Nutt 02/14/2012 20:53

    You guys do remember that she is a lesbian.

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    SomeoneluvsU 02/14/2012 20:59

    Boop Boop De Boop

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    P3pp3r 02/14/2012 21:28

    You guys do remember that she is a lesbian.

    That makes two of us…..please leave us alone to bump our pink!

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    P3pp3r 02/14/2012 21:39

    NEW UP^

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    Observer_Burn Notice 02/14/2012 22:04

    I’m a sperm donor……..

    ….I don’t make ANYTHING by the hour…….

    ….and I get about two bucks for the 200 seconds I do work….

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    Tripod 02/14/2012 22:36

    I read somewhere that a ginger girls DoDo looks different coming out of the bunghole. Something about extra chromosomes or DNA sequencing or something like that ..fuck I can’t remember everything.

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    moeron42 02/15/2012 00:19

    is that a margarita sitting on the ledge of the balcony? love that sober living

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    Jimbo700 02/15/2012 00:41

    They always come in 3′s and Lindsay will be next. She is a whore with no self resprect, and she has yet (in spite of claims), been clean and sober in her adult life.
    Life in the Fast Lane ends in Hell (or blackness for you agnostics/atheists out there).

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    BA732 02/15/2012 08:59

    check out the over/under of when her sex tape comes out…..

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    harleydavidson 02/15/2012 09:07

    gildorg i cleaned that mess up. sorry for the inconvenience.

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