Coy seductive glances are for nerds like Natalie Portman. Popular girls like Lindsay Lohan take pictures where they stand around in slutty clothes and then bend over to get fucked. There’s no room for subtlety. You need to show your tits and stand next to the number 69. In the future I’d also recommend she do the blowjob motion where she brings her hand to her mouth and pushes against the inside of her mouth with her tongue.
(image source = outtakes from lindsays photo shoot for love magazine)
FIRST, ASSHATS!!!
Nothing says “I love you!” like an incurable case of herpes.
Where is the ass?
The bitch has NO ass!!!
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I rather go for the $84 dollars an hour and make $8072 …..
I would happily stick it in whatever ass she has!
I think I would enjoy that!
That being said, I think I need to go back to the Kate Upton post for a little while..
Last time Harley was there, he left the floor kinda messy…
God i wanna fuck her sooo bad!
Why can’t she just die and get it over with?
Obs, no snow in Chicago. At least the snow that falls from the sky…….
P3pp3r, you can come to Chicago and work with me (when I work) and make $63 an hour.
You guys do remember that she is a lesbian.
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You guys do remember that she is a lesbian.
That makes two of us…..please leave us alone to bump our pink!
NEW UP^
I’m a sperm donor……..
….I don’t make ANYTHING by the hour…….
….and I get about two bucks for the 200 seconds I do work….
I read somewhere that a ginger girls DoDo looks different coming out of the bunghole. Something about extra chromosomes or DNA sequencing or something like that ..fuck I can’t remember everything.
is that a margarita sitting on the ledge of the balcony? love that sober living
They always come in 3′s and Lindsay will be next. She is a whore with no self resprect, and she has yet (in spite of claims), been clean and sober in her adult life.
Life in the Fast Lane ends in Hell (or blackness for you agnostics/atheists out there).
check out the over/under of when her sex tape comes out….. http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
gildorg i cleaned that mess up. sorry for the inconvenience.