02.17.2012 Nick Cannon quit his radio show

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Nick Cannon was hospitalized for the third time in three months over the weekend (the first two times for kidney failure, this time for blood clots) and today announced he will quit his weekday morning radio show. He is expected to remain as host of ‘America’s Got Talent’ when it returns this summer however, because it’s not as if he could be any worse at that than he already is.

The LA Times says…

“Under doctors’ orders, I have been asked to put my health first and cut back on some of my professional commitments in order to allow my body to get the rest that it needs to keep up with the demands of my multi-tasking schedule,” Cannon said.
“I guess I can’t drive at 200 mph for the whole road trip, Time to put the car in cruise control,” he said on Twitter, adding, “Even Super Man had to sleep!”

That’s it, that’s a perfect comparison. Having callers list their favorite cereals and saying “What do you think, Sharon?” is too much for any one man. It’s a modern day Labours of Hercules.

(10) Comments

  1. 2-Skinny 02/17/2012 16:33

    Canadians don’t seem to be very healthy….

  2. SexyRicardSimmons 02/17/2012 16:39

    Lazy nagger quitting his job.

  3. 2-Skinny 02/17/2012 16:44

    lol

  4. SomeoneluvsU 02/17/2012 16:52

    “…on July 4, 2011, he appeared at the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest…”

    Holy Crap, how can we mere morals compete with that?

  5. harleydavidson 02/17/2012 17:02

    under doctors orders?

    does this dickhead know that dr dre is not an actual doctor?

  6. P3pp3r 02/17/2012 18:31

    A nice long bath would do the trick…

  7. Eyes_Closed 02/17/2012 18:40

    Hey Mr. Cannon…..

    …say hi to Whitney for us all when you see her soon…

  8. cassidy2012 02/18/2012 00:52

    looks like momma Mariah doesnt want him out of her sight

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  10. Cao 02/18/2012 01:55

    I wish he had blood clots 10 years ago before he started to show up on TV and movies as if he had talent.

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