Scarlett Johansson is in a bikini, looks like hell

By brendon February 13, 2012 @ 11:27 AM


Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend Nate Naylor spent the weekend in Hawaii, and it was kinda touching to see how grabby Nate was even though Scarlett has cellulite at the age of 27 and looks like hell now. He must really like her. Either that or he’s some kind of sociopath.

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(34) Comments

  1. Gildorg 02/13/2012 11:33


    I was a little disappointed in these pics…

    That being said, I would still bang her fat ass!

    Off to work for me… THANK GOD IT’s FRIDAY!

    Have a good one, Fellas/Puppets!

  2. maddiejake 02/13/2012 11:34

    All of that hail damage on her legs goes away when you bend her over the hood of your car. She still looks good IMO. Much better than Lohan.

  3. SomeoneluvsU 02/13/2012 11:45

    Thanks a lot…
    Now I am going to have to throw out that cottage cheese I brought for lunch!

  4. Dr Poop 02/13/2012 11:50

    Is that P3pp3r putting suntan lotion on her back?

  5. Mr. Nutt 02/13/2012 11:52

    It’s sad to watch her deteriorate like this before our eyes. Oh well, bring on the next hottie!

  6. Mr. Poop 02/13/2012 11:53

    I bet she has sand in her clam.

  7. harleydavidson 02/13/2012 12:05

    id leave a map of hawaii on her back. and her face. and her stomach.

  8. Terrence Maddox 02/13/2012 12:05

    I’d still brumski the shit out of those tits.

  9. JBizzle 02/13/2012 12:19


  10. Cocktail 02/13/2012 12:36

    She looks better than Whitney Houston, for what that’s worth.

  11. Finkle Who 02/13/2012 12:49


    Who the hell threw out this perfectly good cottage cheese?

  12. Mac-Daddy 02/13/2012 12:50

    If you would not fuck her, you have a case of the Gheys!

  13. Eyes_Closed 02/13/2012 12:58

    America’s next Shelly Winters………..Scar-Jo…..

    ….America’s former Shelly Winters…..

  14. Eyes_Closed 02/13/2012 12:59

    Scarlett’s tits still seem decent enough to make the ascent……

  15. harleydavidson 02/13/2012 13:07

    eyes closed

    you motorboatin’ son of a bitch!

  16. BA732 02/13/2012 21:38

    i tend to keep her photoshop pics in my spank bank…

  17. Grandiflora 02/13/2012 23:23

    She Is A Beautiful Woman, Cellulite And All! So Fuck Off. It Is Incredibly Disappointing That People, Mainly Men, Are So Dumb That The Fact She Looks Like A REAL Woman Now Is Unattractive. Get Over Yourselves.

  18. QueerWithaGun 02/14/2012 12:09

    I would still fuck her so hard your second cousin would squirt.

  19. MrOrange 08/27/2012 16:57

    Holy shit! What the actual fuck is wrong with you people!?

  20. beccccckkkkkyyyy 08/29/2012 08:09

    she is beautiful what sort of SICK person would write this . YOUR a sick man who every wrote this young girl are going to see this and then hate themself because you say this beautiful woman is ugly YOUR sick she is so beautiful . SHE IS A REAL WOMAN ok . i think this artificial need to be changed or removed

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