Selena Gomez is a good person

By brendon February 08, 2012 @ 8:38 PM

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If there was ever a story about Lindsay Lohan visiting a stranger in a hospital, it would probably be because she was trying to buy oxycontin, so Selena Gomez deserves a lot of credit for quietly visiting Hana Hwang, a 13-year-old fan who is stricken with progeria (the fatal genetic condition that causes children to age eight to ten times faster than average). In fact it seems like no one even knew Selena went until Hana posted a video to thank her.

So not only did Selena visit Hana without alerting the paparazzi first, but she had enough grace and composure to not walk into the room and shriek in horror like I would have because I’m an easily rattled doofus.

(29) Comments

  1. P3pp3r 02/08/2012 20:53

    My cock has way too many wrinkles for my age…..Selena, come over and pay me a visit….

  2. P3pp3r 02/08/2012 20:56

    So…I’m First because this place is dead?
    Br3nd@ you pathetic glob of shit!

  3. Gildorg 02/08/2012 21:34

    Okay, I can see why Emma Stones Ass would be a Crowd Favorite…

    I mean, there were 8 Comments made on it!

  4. Buck 02/08/2012 21:40

    This website is great because I can watch that video and be so deeply touched…..

    Then scroll down slightly, see Emma Stone’s ass, and suddenly I find myself being touched once more.

  5. Eyes_Closed 02/08/2012 22:18

    Selena Gomez can visit my wang anytime ………

    ….and I’d gladly post it on Youtube…..

  6. Mr. Nutt 02/08/2012 22:32

    END THE BAN!!!

    Hi eyes closed. How you doing there buddy.

    Gildorg! Drinks all around!

    CHEERS!

  7. Cocktail 02/08/2012 23:12

    I want Selena to visit MyTube. I’m pretty sure she can make the swelling go down.

  8. Eyes_Closed 02/08/2012 23:35

    Mr. Nutt……

    ….are you at the girlfriend’s…..??

  9. Eyes_Closed 02/08/2012 23:38

    Have I ever mentioned that I greatly appreciate the varied talents of Selena Gomez……??

  10. Eyes_Closed 02/08/2012 23:40

    Why doesn’t Victoria Justice ever vacation in a bikini hotspot…..??

  11. BA732 02/09/2012 00:02

    CHECK US OUT ON FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!! http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/

  12. pinner 02/09/2012 00:38

    wow

  13. Gildorg 02/09/2012 01:13

    Cheers Gentlemen!

    End the Ban!!!

    I still prefer Victoria Justice…

    She has not been tainted with Canadian jizz…

  14. Eyes_Closed 02/09/2012 01:33

    The headline to the post article reads “Selena Gomez is a good person”…..

    …..the text in the browser line reads “Selena Gomez is a goo person….

    ….and I say: AMEN TO THAT

  15. harleydavidson 02/09/2012 08:58

    anyone that fucks biber must be wiped out of existence.

    in this case, i will do the job, right after i ass fuck her with more hate and anger than the dark side of the force.

  16. Cocktail 02/09/2012 10:12

    She didn’t fuck Bieber, she only stuck a couple of fingers up his ass.

  17. Mac-Daddy 02/09/2012 11:18

    I’m sure her nude pics will be out soon!

  18. Gildorg 02/09/2012 11:32

    Well, Mac… That will make Obs a very happy man!

    I hate Mondays!

    Have a good one, Fellas!

  19. Dr Poop 02/09/2012 11:48

    I played squash with her doctor last week and he claims that her vagina is a little on the “pouty” side.

    I would need to get her up in the stirrups to be sure.

  20. Mr. Nutt 02/09/2012 12:08

    Pouty? Is that a technical term doctor?

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