take notes Chris Brown

By brendon February 23, 2012 @ 5:28 PM

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Rihanna has apparently let Chris Brown off the hook for punching her in the face until she blacked out, but clearly other big stars aren’t so forgiving fucking retarded. Like Miranda Lambert, who held up this sign during a concert and then sang ‘Gunpowder and Lead,’ which is about domestic violence and a woman who fantasizes about killing her abuser.

And there’s this video posted by WWE superstar C.M. Punk, where he calmly invites Brown into a ring, and among other awesome things, says…

“I will make you feel as weak and as powerless and scared and alone as any woman who has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself.”

But obviously Brown will never get into a ring with Punk because Brown is only brave enough to fight unsuspecting girls. If he did fight Punk it would look like a childbirth video. And by that I mean it would end with Brown in a hospital, curled up and crying and covered in oozing blood.

(10) Comments

  1. weaklid 02/23/2012 17:37

    who the fuck is miranda lambert?

  2. nutcracker 02/23/2012 17:38

    c section babies look better than natural child birth babies. They both look like stewed tomatoes though. There would be a lot of crying.

  3. Eyes_Closed 02/23/2012 17:40

    “Unsuspecting girls”……..????

    …..I thought I had read that she had grabbed his cellphone and was snooping on it…….

    …sounds like she suspected something……she shouldn’t have dropped her shoulder

  4. AbeVigoda10 02/23/2012 17:40

    miranda lambert has one too many chromosomes in her forehead. I don’t think anyone would be stupid enough to date her, let alone date her long enough to want to hit her.

  5. nutcracker 02/23/2012 17:46

    Obs, once again you are spot on with your commentary. I bet she asks to see his phone in the future. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven’t told her twice already.

  6. Cocktail 02/23/2012 17:48

    Chris Brown is a Ghettard.

  7. fatmac22 02/23/2012 17:58

    lately your jokes have been really bad

  8. Sicco 02/23/2012 23:37

    i thought by childbirth video you’d mean he’d look like a busted, beaten up broken pussy

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