02.29.2012 Target had to pull this Whitney Houston card

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Target has been forced to pull this greeting card (full size picture here) which is dumb because they started carrying it long before Whitney Houston she died, and especially because it’s even more poignant advice now. She was a fuck-up who made terrible choices. Now she’s dead. An even bigger mystery is what possible occasion would this card be appropriate for? “Hey, hi, Merry Christmas. Hope your new boyfriend doesn’t drown you in a tub.”

(67) Comments

  1. P3pp3r 02/29/2012 21:15

    naggers read?
    I just thought they new how to stand in the cheese line…..

  2. Eyes_Closed 02/29/2012 22:20

    Target is lucky she didn’t drop her hair dryer in that tub…..they’d have to shut down a whole aisle in small electrics…..

  3. nutcracker 02/29/2012 22:43

    There’s a cheese line!? I thought using the hair dryer in the tub was multitasking? Just like brushing your teeth while you take a shit or watching TV while you fuck your wife.

  4. Cocktail 02/29/2012 22:56

    I am saddened more for the death of Davy Jones than Whitney Houston. Will the networks cover his death for a month? Will they televise his funeral? No. Because he was only a white male.

  5. Sicco 02/29/2012 23:17

    niggas don’t go to target, some white fool at target thought it was in bad taste. this from the store that hocks kitschy kitchenware. fucking hipsters.

  6. BivalentZs 03/01/2012 01:02

    It’s all about marketing. Whitney is dead now. It’s time to update them for the new line of cards. It’s Rihanna’s time to shine.

  7. Gildorg 03/01/2012 01:21

    I didn’t even know this card existed…

  8. harleydavidson 03/01/2012 09:13

    can we just let this bitch start rotting already? no one really gives a fuck about her anyway.

    excuse me, Kate Upton is about to blow me but i have to break up a fight. Megan Fox and Emma Stone are arguing over who gets to sit on my face.

  9. ilikeblumpkins 03/01/2012 10:35

    Hey, I know… I’ll post a racist comment and it will make me look sooo edgy and cool. Yah, that’ll impress all the cool kids. I can be a racist too! See! I’m just like you. Wow, I’m such a rebel.

  10. Mr. Nutt 03/01/2012 10:41

    Ilikeblumpkins, I don’t post “racist” comments to be edgy and/or cool. I just call them like I see them and unfortunately I see them every day.

  11. Mr. Nutt 03/01/2012 10:57

    A little boy said to his mother; ‘Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!

  12. Observer 03/01/2012 10:57

    ilikeblumpkins……..

    ….I doubt there is anything you can post to make yourself look edgy and cool….

  13. Mr. Nutt 03/01/2012 11:18

    Obs, would this be considered “planking”?

    http://www.getaggrezzive.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Reef-Girls-0.jpg

  14. Observer 03/01/2012 11:30

    Mr. Nutt …….

    ….that is what the British call “Planking for wanking…”

  15. jack ass 03/01/2012 11:32

    ilikeblumpkins, is your father Pennsylvania Finest?

  16. Gildorg 03/01/2012 11:34

    Hahaha, the links are already flowing…

    God, I hate Mondays!

    Have a good one fellas!

  17. Mr. Nutt 03/01/2012 11:42

    See ya Gildorg.

    Obs, thanks. I knew you would know.

  18. Observer 03/01/2012 11:50

    jack ass……..

    ….nice avatar……..are they friends of yours?

    Observerwwtdd@live.com

  19. jack ass 03/01/2012 11:52

    YES!
    Care for some Mac and Cheese?

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