02.15.2012 these Scarlett Johansson bikini pictures are way better

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“Lumpy asses, ahoy!”

Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend went on a romantic Valentines Day cruise yesterday with a few friends in Hawaii, but luckily the pictures get a little blurry so you can’t see her cellulite (like you could Monday). In other good news, I bet that boat always sits that low in the water. I wouldn’t take it personally if I were her.

(image source = fame/flynet)


(10) Comments

  1. SomeoneluvsU 02/15/2012 14:55

    The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
    With Gilllllllliigannnnnnn , The Skipper too,
    The millionaire and his wife,
    The movie star (with a lumpy ass)
    The professor and Mary Ann,
    Here on Gilligans Isle

  2. Cocktail 02/15/2012 15:37

    Thanks, Someone. Now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

  3. Eyes_Closed 02/15/2012 15:37

    My “Funk & Wagnalls” defines “way better” as full frontal……..

  4. The Narrator 02/15/2012 15:48

    Girl in green is hotter.

  5. jimcardillo@yahoo.com 02/15/2012 16:47

    man, in #6, the girl in green is just ASSKIN for a good worming…

  6. harleydavidson 02/15/2012 17:12

    who the hell do you think youre bullshitting? every one of you degenerates would be all up in that ass nice and deep like if she walked up to you in a bar and dragged your ass into the bathroom.

    dont deny it. you would be on her like kim kardashian on the nearest black guy.

  7. Gildorg 02/15/2012 17:32

    I would totally bang her in the ass!

    Just saying!

  8. zencat002 02/16/2012 00:02

    But what if they have to poop?

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