“Lumpy asses, ahoy!”
Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend went on a romantic Valentines Day cruise yesterday with a few friends in Hawaii, but luckily the pictures get a little blurry so you can’t see her cellulite (like you could Monday). In other good news, I bet that boat always sits that low in the water. I wouldn’t take it personally if I were her.
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The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilllllllliigannnnnnn , The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star (with a lumpy ass)
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle
Thanks, Someone. Now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
My “Funk & Wagnalls” defines “way better” as full frontal……..
Girl in green is hotter.
man, in #6, the girl in green is just ASSKIN for a good worming…
who the hell do you think youre bullshitting? every one of you degenerates would be all up in that ass nice and deep like if she walked up to you in a bar and dragged your ass into the bathroom.
dont deny it. you would be on her like kim kardashian on the nearest black guy.
I would totally bang her in the ass!
Just saying!
But what if they have to poop?
if she is fucking this dude we all have a chance… http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
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