02.17.2012 Whitney spent the last few months drunk and high

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Whitney Houston spent her final few days telling friends she thought she might die soon, a vision she saw for herself because she was touched by God and had amazing psychic powers. Or perhaps because she’d been binging on cocaine, alcohol, and pills since November.

Houston had fallen off the wagon and “was as bad as she ever was,” a close source told Star. “The last three months of Whitney’s life were truly tragic.”

Like last week at the Beverly Wilshire hotel, for example.

“Whitney was in a lounge chair drinking pina coladas all afternoon. Once in a while, she would get on her cell phone and start screaming at someone. She seemed almost manic at moments and practically unconscious the next.”

Hopefully someone at Whitney’s funeral tomorrow will say, “Hey, let’s go grab a drink and drown our sorrows,” because a clever pun like that would really lighten the mood I bet.

(11) Comments

  1. SomeoneluvsU 02/17/2012 17:29

    Did she donate her liver to Lindsay Lohan?

  2. SexyRicardSimmons 02/17/2012 17:41

    Did someone poison her grape soda?

  3. Mr. Nutt 02/17/2012 17:41

    Her liver will power New Jersey for the next year. I wouldn’t want to be the one who has to put it in the furnace.

  4. Heisenberg 02/17/2012 17:46

    It takes a special kind of retard to screw up hyperlinking to his own site in the first sentence and not even notice it.

  5. iSlomoshun 02/17/2012 17:47

    Holy fuck I’m so sick of hearing about this bitch.

  6. SomeoneluvsU 02/17/2012 18:14

    New (non-dead) up

  7. DBXdarkangel 02/17/2012 19:22

    Who gives a fuck about this negger? Her career was in the toilet 20yrs ago!

  8. cassidy2012 02/18/2012 00:50

    she died as she lived, forgotten and high as hell

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  10. Eyes_Closed 02/18/2012 18:37

    I hope she got a right good shagging before she left us……

  11. harleydavidson 02/18/2012 20:36

    in the words of Jack Napier,

    Whitney, I’m glad you’re dead

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