do some sit-ups, fatty

By brendon March 23, 2012 @ 3:03 PM

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Supermodel Doutzen Kroes was out in Miami yesterday, 90 percent naked, which showed off her rock hard stomach. Which is even more impressive considering that she’s a mom. Does she do a thousand crunches a day? Or has this Doutzen come here from the past, from before she had the kid. I hope it’s that. These are the tales of Doutzen Kroes, and her adventures through time!

(image source = fame/flynet and inf)

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(22) Comments

  1. TaylorMara 03/23/2012 15:08

    my buddy’s aunt makes $87 hourly on the internet. She has been unemployed for 9 months but last month her pay check was $15947 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more here CashLazy.com

  2. harleydavidson 03/23/2012 15:09

    ill bet she has a virgin asshole

  3. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/23/2012 15:10

    oh hey taylor, i came in your mom’s hair last night and pushed her down the stairs.

    …now back to fapping…

  4. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/23/2012 15:16

    well done nutt! can we find her beef curtains anywhere? i am about to climax.

  5. Mr. Poop 03/23/2012 15:41

    Well fuck me fancy.

    That may be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

    An I once saw a polar bear riding a bicycle.

  6. CEO Morgan 03/23/2012 15:42

    Finally some decent links. Thank you Mr. Nutt.

  7. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/23/2012 16:02

    i working on a new screenplay….and came across this…is the the girl in the .gif Rokey’s EX?

    http://elkblood.tumblr.com/

  8. Mr. Nutt 03/23/2012 16:03

    You are all welcome.

  9. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/23/2012 16:11

    thanks for that, nutt. i am as amazed by you as i am the country bumpkin in the video on elkblood.

  10. Mr. Nutt 03/23/2012 16:15

    Nothing amazing here. I love the female body. If you know of any who are mute, send them my way.

  11. SomeoneluvsU 03/23/2012 16:25

    I would throw white stuff on her….
    but it wouldn’t be flower.

  12. B A Baracus 03/23/2012 17:04

    she’s got an inverted nipple in one of those fap-worthy shots

  13. Pugiron 03/23/2012 20:10

    Next time you go nuts over Kate Upton’s flabby body, use this article to cure it.

  14. HaysLana 03/24/2012 11:44

    my neighbor’s mother made $12915 past month. she is getting paid on the laptop and moved in a $429600 home. All she did was get blessed and profit by the advice made clear on this site….. g00(dot)me/7k

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