Eva Longoria is single

By brendon March 08, 2012 @ 6:52 PM

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Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz (Penelopes brother) have broken up after dating for a little over a year. He’s already run home to Madrid, though things are said to be cordial between them and no reason was given for the break-up. Probably because he’s a boring dolt who needs his famous sister to meet girls. I on the other hand am a adventurous hunk who lives for danger, as you can tell by my shark tooth necklace and ivory handled pistols.

(source = us weekly and splash)

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(119) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 03/08/2012 18:56

    You could lay her down on her back and titty fuck her in that dress. You could be really drunk too because that dress would act like a guide/funnel.

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    jack ass 03/08/2012 19:15

    i wonder if she could make me cum? it’s worth a try i rok@n…

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    Mac-Daddy 03/08/2012 19:24

    she dropped off my TO DO LIST 5 years ago

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    Mr. Nutt 03/08/2012 19:29

    Mac-Daddy, is that when she married that nagger?

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/08/2012 20:01

    jackass you could make me cum, repeatedly and i beg to differ with Brend@ that the Mariana Trench is the deepest place on earth.

    the deepest place on earth is your anal cavity.

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    Caribou 03/08/2012 20:09

    Might be time to make me move.

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    Gildorg 03/08/2012 20:24

    I think I would still rather do JLH in her butt…

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    Observer 03/08/2012 20:32

    She’s single…??

    …she looks like double penetration to me…..

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    Observer 03/08/2012 20:40

    Caribou……

    …NICE!!

    ….I would like to see it more boy-girl-girl, though…

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/08/2012 20:46

    i do not find becoming that close to a male friend intriguing. to each his/her own. i am with you mr. observer.

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    Mr. Nutt 03/08/2012 20:51

    2F1T, trust me when I tell you you don’t want to fuck with P3pp3r.

    That’s called an Eiffel tower? And all this time I thought it was called a three way. You kids and your crazy names for things. Obs, can you have an Eiffel tower BGG? Every time I try to picture it in my mind, I totally go blank.

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    Mr. Nutt 03/08/2012 20:54

    Have you guys seen Kate Moss’ sister? 13 will get you 30.

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    Caribou 03/08/2012 21:00

    Mr. Nutt, you can but it involves strap-ons and isn’t really my cup of tea. Mainly because my idea of a cup of tea isn’t having someone put stuff in my arse.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/08/2012 21:00

    …but….but….but….HE started IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT!

    **folds arms**

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    Observer 03/08/2012 21:02

    Mr. Nutt….

    ….Boy….sticking dick into “bridge” girl doggy-style whilst “bridge” girl slobbers at clit of girl on other end….

    …Boy fucks…looks across sees tits wobbling on upright girl whilst she quivers from cunt-lapping….

    …then boy looks down and sees ass of bridge girl clenching and unclenching…….

    Repeat as needed…

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/08/2012 21:13

    i am sorry peepers and i would like to celebrate by sharing a bottle of champagne with you……will you puuuulease get off your computer and share it with me? no?

    fine then…..

    http://tinypic.com/r/2j67htz/5

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    jack ass 03/08/2012 21:14

    I’m wearing my green chaps on the 17th….anyone else?

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    jack ass 03/08/2012 21:16

    That’s nice….NO KIDS FOR HIM!!!!

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    The Puppet 03/08/2012 21:20

    Dios Mio!!
    huevos rancheros!!!!

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