The newest internet meme is apparently hacked cell phone pics whether real (Heather Morris, above) or fake (January Jones). Unfortunately I won’t be posting either of them because I’m new around here and I’m not sure what the protocol is, however, the lawyer aiming a handgun at my crotch seems to have a firm grasp on the situation. You’re all familiar with Google, right? Great, let’s move on.
P.S. The gallery below is the only set of passably attractive photos of Heather Morris I could find with the absolute minimal effort required to substitute for this gig.
P.P.S. Don’t look at the face.
(Image source = Getty)
Meester new guy…does dees look swollen to jew?
http://egotastic.com/photos/alleged-heather-morris-nekkid-cell-phone-photos-hit-the-world-wide-web/heather-morris-alleged-hacked-photos-13/full-size/
Heather Morris is reasonably ugly……but she has a fantastic body……
AKA “Butterface”
She must suck a mean cock?
Mister New Guy,
Teacher always lets us play soggy cookie on Mondays at morning recess.
What’s wrong with her face?
And who is she?
She’s on Glee. A dancer so of course her body is nice. Kind of a long face and big nose. Who am I to judge?
Juat ees wrong wit her face?
Other then looking like my horse?
Noteeng!!!
and who is 2 fingers 1 thumb? Everybody has new profiles it seems…
ive never heard of heather morris for good reason. i dont fucking watch glee.
but based on the evidence provided by mr nutt, i think i would give her a good old fashioned ass fucking.;
Mini-poo,
I’m still here. I think 2 fingers is Ohmwrecker, or Zombie.
I always get those two mixed up.
Could be Observer.
Ask him if he likes fucking. That should be a sure giveaway.
R0k@nt……
….cute……a display of all the “pups” for the new boy…….
Where are RedRage and Woodman….???
I am Doctress Leisa……
The Puppet…..
…does this look flaccid and vestigial to you…..???
I haven’t been on in forever, rokie, everything is so different. I’m in Las Vegas right now and had some “down time” so I thought I’d pop in.
I thought that was Hate?
That’s what i thought.
Normally, I just assume everybody is Rokin until proved differently.
that’s a good strategy.