Though she’s already 15 months pregnant, Jessica Simpson still has another 4 weeks until she’s due to give birth, and so that was the main topic when she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel last night (video here). They talked about her baby shower (did she serve fried Oreos? Of course she did.) and her upcoming wedding, but more importantly where bowling balls are in relation to her vagina.
“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”
Oh good. Thank you. I hadn’t pictured Jessicas tidal wave of amniotic fluid until now. Still, no one likes a bragger, Jess, you may want to keep this embarrassment of riches to yourself.
(image source of Jessicas fiancée letting the mother of his child get rained on while he protects his precious cap = inf)