Justin Bieber Still Has a Lot to Learn About Swagger

Justin Bieber and his former swagger coach (yes I want to kill myself for typing that), Ryan Good, decided to visit their respective girlfriends, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson while they shoot ‘Spring Breakers’ in Florida. Last fall, quivering 13 year olds all over the internet frantically reported that Ryan Good would move on to pursue his dreams and would no longer coach Justin Bieber on important things like how to layer his clothing. Turns out that dream included taking some underage kids to a bar, getting embarrassedly shit-faced, and being asked to leave halfway through his meal which he continued to eat on his way out the door. Reach for the stars, kids!

More to the point, what a missed opportunity for Justin to show his former teacher that he’s mastered the swag. Instead of turning beet red and covering his face while fleeing, he should have downed half a pina colada and slurred to Selena “Sirriusly gurl, I’mma murry you and have your babi–BLARGH!”

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