JWoww and Snooki were in Cancun this weekend, doing whatever the hell it is they do for MTV these days, and although J strutted around in a bikini (closeup picture of her mound and cellulite as she struggles up some sand, thankfully included) Snooki stayed covered up for the most part so you couldn’t see how pregnant she is. Oh, I know. I was inconsolable about it too. She really knows how to keep the public wanting more.
(image source = fame/flynet)
These are still not the tits I was looking for. But you are getting closer.
i hope snooki dies while giving birth
The chick in the red bikini in the background is way hotter than both of them. Who is she?
who the fuck are these people?
Can we refuse to let them back in the country?
We go from Diamond Dallas Page to this shit?
my neighbor’s mom makes $78/hour on the computer. She has been fired for 9 months but last month her pay check was $12658 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this web site CashLazy.com
instead of looking at this shit anymore let me tell you guys a little story from daytona bike week. while at dogs on main street one night, i witnessed a couple of slutty little bartenders doing body shots on top of the bar.
i figured “ah what the hell? ill go ogle their tight little asses and supple breasts while i drink whisky ad beer.”
this one hewer in particular had a real nasty streak to her. she was all tatted up and had her hairdone up like one of those 1950′s pin ups. id have ass fucked her. her partner in crime was abig breasted dirty blond who had this innocent cowgirl meets hooker look going for her. id would have grudge fucked her.
anyway, the hewer offered a shot to this one old fucker by the bar. she proceeded to take a swig, swish it around in her mouth and spit it out into this old fuckers mouth.
i think i fell in love right then and there. what a fucking trashy bitch. she ended up shooting me down. it was a glorious flame out btw, if by some crazy chance shes out there and she reads this, i would totally give you the dirtiest most rotten raunchiest ass to mouth youve ever had baby.
much love, harley davidson “the official asshole”
Harley……
…I hoped you tipped well……..
If Snooki dies while giving birth, will Senator Organa adopt the girl twin?
All those hours (well …..lots of seconds) spent beating off to Snooki are finally beginning to pay off……..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Polizzi
I have discovered whats wrong with our higher education institutions in this country!
In April 2011, Polizzi was paid $32,000 to speak at Rutgers University.
It looks like someone shit 10 pounds of malted milk into a two pound bag
i refuse to speak anything about these fucking people. i hope they all die . . .
I’d like to put my ding-a-ling in Jenny’s cha-cha
repeatedly
Jersey shore….
The show that has Darwin saying…
“Guess this fucks that evolution idea”
JWow = cum dumpster
if jwow is a cum dumpster, then snooki is a cum landfill
I’ll volunteer to fuck J-Woww. I won’t necessarily enjoy it but..wait, of course I’ll enjoy it. You homos hang out here and tell us all how you would turn it down. I never see any of these fucks unless it’s on here. I’m sure Snooki won’t baloon up to 250+ or anything now that she’s pregnant.