Kate Hudson wore a bikini (plus site news)

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Hey. What's up. It's me, Brendon. And between Tyler and some other sites I've written online non-stop for almost 7 years. That's how I've learned to do such electrifying openings like this one. Anyway, I finally took a break and took last week off and I really want to thank, um, whoever wrote the page. I should probably look into that. But I haven't been online once in 9 days, not even to check email or twitter. You should try it. You're blissfully unaware of the world around you. It's delightful. It was like being Thoreau(*), except instead of writing a journal about leaves I watched all 60 episodes of 'Community' and played Wii ping-pong with Julri Waters. Anyway, I'm back now, though I have no idea what's been going on. Is Lindsay dead yet? Are we still pretending Whitney Houston wasn't a complete fuckup? Oh and if you're wondering what this post has to do with Kate Hudson wearing a bikini in Miami over the weekend, it's that both things are really boring.

(*) it's funny how he thought our government would never be anything but inept and corrupt and that their answer to everything that they fucked up would be to raise our taxes. It seems silly in hindsight!

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