Lindsay Lohan went on the Today show, lied her ass off

The Today show had a preview of the Lindsay Lohan interview that will air tomorrow, and in keeping with the tradition of Lohan women, Lindsay will apparently just tell a bunch of lies the whole time.

For example, when Matt Lauer asked if she can go to parties or clubs now without the temptation to drink or get high, she said:

“I don’t. I mean, I probably could, but that’s not my thing anymore. I went out actually a few months ago with a friend and I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted. Just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. It just wasn’t fun for me. I have become more of a home body and I like it.”

Of course this is pretty much what Lindsay always says just before getting arrested again (like when she filmed the VMA sketch chastising Chelsea Handler for drinking 5 days before admitting on twitter that she’d failed numerous drug tests), and she didn’t tell Lauer about getting drunk and going to any party that will have her, and sneaking in to the ones that won’t, and when she says she mostly stays at “home” these days, she means Chateau Marmont, the hotel where Jim Belushi died and the center of Hollywoods hardcore party scene for decades.

But, whatever, because then Lauer asked if the death of Whitney Houston registered with her on a personal level. First she look perplexed, then befuddled, then sleepy, and then she said:

“(long pause)
I don’t…
(long pause)
Not… not really. I wouldn’t like to… I don’t want to go there. That’s kind of a scary, morbid thing to discuss.”

Actually that was her second answer. Her first answer was, “Who’s Whitney Houston?”