Lindsay Lohans ‘Today’ interview was predictable

The Today show aired their complete Lindsay Lohan interview today, and of course she talked about how she’s really really changed this time, and to prove that she’s really really changed this time, she spoke in tired cliches and told a bunch of lies. Yaay, I’m convinced!

Like this for example:

“I really want to focus on my work right now, I really do, and I think that’s the first time in my life I’ve ever said that, so that’s a big deal for me.”

Actually she’s said that same thing over and over for at least 5 years. Then they end the interview talking about her getting cast as Elizabeth Taylor in a movie on Lifetime, and that’s not even true. TMZ said it was true last week, and Access Hollywood and others ran the same story, but it’s not. The New York Post was the only one who actually asked Lifetime about that, and they said

“We don’t have any news to confirm at this time.”

And that was it. And there’s no mention of her actually getting the role in Variety or the Hollywood Reporter or Deadline. Probably because it’s a terrible idea. I don’t mean to nit-pick but Elizabeth Taylor wasn’t really known for her raspy voice and freckles. She was fantastically beautiful, whereas Lindsay Lohan has fucked her looks up so bad you couldn’t even hire her for a movie about Lindsay Lohan.