new ‘Avengers’ tv spot has Hulk smashing more shit

By brendon March 30, 2012 @ 7:26 PM


The third TV spot for ‘the Avengers’ was released today (here you go) showing the alien army for the first time and explaining why, despite his glib attitude, Loki does indeed have a lot to fear. Mostly that the Hulk has a scary growl and can jump really far and then smash the shit out of everything when he lands. There’s a girl with a gun and a guy with a bow and arrow too, but Tony Stark wisely raced past that part.

(42) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/30/2012 19:46

    i have to pooooooooooooooooooop now.

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    Gildorg 03/30/2012 19:59

    I would do the Kirstie Alley from the 80s.

    I would more than likely put it in her butt… No damn little bastards that way.

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    Mr. Nutt 03/30/2012 20:08

    You know Gildorg, if she swallows there are no little bastards either.

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    Mr. Nutt 03/30/2012 20:13

    I was wondering and you guys are the best I know to help me figure this out. When they need David Banner to turn into the Hulk, do they tell him something to piss him off or do they flick his ears with their fingers or something? Also, has there ever been a porno version of the Hulk? If not, I think I am onto something here.

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    Mr. Nutt 03/30/2012 20:16

    Hate, good luck taking the Cosby kids to the pool. Downloading some software, burning a mule or taking the Browns to the super bowl. Whatever you like to call it, I hope you don’t suffer from the never ending wipe.

    Love, Nutt.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/30/2012 20:19

    here nutt,

    sorry to bust your bubble.

    thanks gildorg. i will put that into my spreadsheet.

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    Mr. Nutt 03/30/2012 20:24

    Its ok Hate, you gotta be quick to beat those guys to a XXX version of anything.

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    The Puppet 03/30/2012 21:13

    R0kan..can you pull my strings?

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    Cocktail 03/30/2012 22:45

    This is quite a coincidence! My nickname for my penis is “Hulk”!

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    Rok 03/30/2012 22:47

    Can someone come outside and push me on the swings?

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/30/2012 23:25

    I will Rokey, have you pooped today? Last time we did that you sharted on the new sweater Mikey’s gram knitted for me.

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    Gildorg 03/31/2012 09:11


    I just missed a bunch of fun here, didn’t I?

    Very True, Nutt… Very True… Though sometimes, it is harder to find chicks who will swallow than finding ones who will take it up the pooper…

    Find one that will do both and it not too shabby looking, and you may have found a keeper.

    I owe, I owe, so off to work I go…

    Have a good one fellas!

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    Pugiron 03/31/2012 10:24

    He doesn’t skip over Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch, he STARTS by saying “We have a couple of world class assassins.”

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    SlaterMarion 03/31/2012 16:15

    my buddy’s sister-in-law makes $82/hr on the computer. She has been unemployed for five months but last month her pay was $13293 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this site ….. g00(dot)me/7k

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/31/2012 18:56

    in case anyone was wondering . . . . . i have a boner!

  16. avatar
    Gildorg 03/31/2012 21:27

    Home at last…

    Working Open to Close, sucks ass!

    Cheers, Gentlemen!

  17. avatar
    2 fingers 1 Thumb 03/31/2012 22:30

    welcome home, will you get me a drink?

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    Cocktail 03/31/2012 23:03

    Okay, let’s be fair about this.
    Avengers and all of their kind in one hand.
    Big ass titties in the other hand.


    Let’s not be too hasty here…

    Ah! I’ve got it. Sorry Avengers, but a tit in the hand is worth two comic books without bush.

  19. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 04/01/2012 08:05

    Today is April fools day. P epper must be beside himself.

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    Observer 04/01/2012 14:52

    Why, oh why….

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