Adam Levine got dumped in a press release

By brendon April 10, 2012 @ 4:34 PM


Adam Levine and model Anne Vyalitsyna had dated for over 2 years, so many people were surprised last week to read that they had broken up. One of those surprised people was Adam Levine, because that’s how he found out.

Vyalitsyna announced it to the world on April 2 without giving (Levine) a heads-up.
“It was a cheap shot,” a pal tells the new issue of Us Weekly. “Anne didn’t want it to look like he broke up with her.”
Levine — who was home in L.A. when Vyalitsyna broke up with him from NYC — “was blindsided. Adam’s heartbroken. He wasn’t even fully sure they were really broken up.”

If she was sending mixed signals about breaking up he should have done what I do; cry uncontrollably and lay down in front of her tires. If she drives away anyway, let her go, for your love was not to be.

(13) Comments

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    harleydavidson 04/10/2012 16:45

    that guy is a fucking talentless hack anyways. he outkicked his coverage. now he is coming back to earth.

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    SexyRicardSimmons 04/10/2012 16:51

    I thought this guy was a fruit. Well I guess he can always take comfort in the fact that his shitty band can make some terrible music teenagers will buy.

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    dubbya 04/10/2012 17:06

    It would be hard to photograph chicks like this. I’d be constantly trying to fuck them. “nice, yeah that looks great…what are you doing after this? Sorry. Nice tits btw….Sorry again. Do you have a boyfri…nevermind. Sorry.”

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    Tylerdurden389 04/10/2012 17:11

    I have no idea who either of these 2 people are. For a second I thought it said “Avril Levigne”.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/10/2012 17:25

    i like to fuck models, i just hate all the plastic parts.

    …see what i did there?

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    Ass Mint 04/10/2012 17:38

    all the stimulating conversation gone…just gone

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/10/2012 18:10

    Not to be confused with Advil Latrine

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    fukka diddle 04/10/2012 19:45

    Hey, reality check: nobody likes Jews – not even whores. When she’s earning more than you and getting more press coverage than you, what’s in it for her, jewboy? It’s simple economics. Being a descendent of moneylenders you should’ve figgered this out. You’re embarrassing your “tribe.” Plus… she;s a Russian, so what I said goes triple for her.

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    sirlongfarts 04/10/2012 22:06

    He didn’t shit so she got off the pot. Tired of giving away the milk for free.

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    pepsiman 04/11/2012 03:14

    who the fuck is adam levine

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    harleydavidson 04/11/2012 08:19

    sirlongfarts, actually he did shit. it just comes out of his mouth. he then records it and sells it to vapid moronic dipshits foolish enoughto buy his retarded schlock.

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    Observer 04/11/2012 15:35

    …and to think……I thought I didn’t give a shit about a dead Whitney Houston…….

    Adam Levine should take a dump on this chick….in a press release….

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