Adam Levine and model Anne Vyalitsyna had dated for over 2 years, so many people were surprised last week to read that they had broken up. One of those surprised people was Adam Levine, because that’s how he found out.
Vyalitsyna announced it to the world on April 2 without giving (Levine) a heads-up.
“It was a cheap shot,” a pal tells the new issue of Us Weekly. “Anne didn’t want it to look like he broke up with her.”
Levine — who was home in L.A. when Vyalitsyna broke up with him from NYC — “was blindsided. Adam’s heartbroken. He wasn’t even fully sure they were really broken up.”
If she was sending mixed signals about breaking up he should have done what I do; cry uncontrollably and lay down in front of her tires. If she drives away anyway, let her go, for your love was not to be.
that guy is a fucking talentless hack anyways. he outkicked his coverage. now he is coming back to earth.
I thought this guy was a fruit. Well I guess he can always take comfort in the fact that his shitty band can make some terrible music teenagers will buy.
He can do better.
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It would be hard to photograph chicks like this. I’d be constantly trying to fuck them. “nice, yeah that looks great…what are you doing after this? Sorry. Nice tits btw….Sorry again. Do you have a boyfri…nevermind. Sorry.”
I have no idea who either of these 2 people are. For a second I thought it said “Avril Levigne”.
i like to fuck models, i just hate all the plastic parts.
…see what i did there?
all the stimulating conversation gone…just gone
Not to be confused with Advil Latrine
Hey, reality check: nobody likes Jews – not even whores. When she’s earning more than you and getting more press coverage than you, what’s in it for her, jewboy? It’s simple economics. Being a descendent of moneylenders you should’ve figgered this out. You’re embarrassing your “tribe.” Plus… she;s a Russian, so what I said goes triple for her.
He didn’t shit so she got off the pot. Tired of giving away the milk for free.
who the fuck is adam levine
sirlongfarts, actually he did shit. it just comes out of his mouth. he then records it and sells it to vapid moronic dipshits foolish enoughto buy his retarded schlock.
…and to think……I thought I didn’t give a shit about a dead Whitney Houston…….
Adam Levine should take a dump on this chick….in a press release….