You shouldn’t drive if you’ve been drinking, but if you do, you need to be extra careful and you can’t look suspicious and you definitely need to avoid the police. You shouldn’t drive into the back of a squad car at 3am, for example. Amanda Bynes apparently didn’t know any of this.
The LA Times says:
Amanda Bynes was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of DUI in West Hollywood after she allegedly hit the rear corner of a sheriff’s cruiser while trying to pass it.
(She) was in custody at the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Station before being released around 10:30 a.m. on $5,000 bail.
On the plus side, she was wearing a really short skirt and looked kinda hot when she left jail this morning. 3 years of probation is a small price to pay for sexy paparazzi pictures.
(image source = splash, fame/flynet, inf)
I’m getting a weird boner right now.
She got legggzzzzzz… too bad she don’t know how to use ‘em.
She better get on the horn to Lindsay Lohan right away for some advice on how to stay out of jail.
All that money they make and they give it to an agent, PR, hair stylist, accountant and whoever and not one dime for a cab. Fuck, I’ll drive and I don’t need cash. Ass or grass will suffice.
Can we finally get a sex tape now? Quick, before nobody cares anymore.
I’ve wanted to bang her for almost 10 years now. Maybe I now have a chance.
Jesus dude. I used to love this site for possible sex tape/hacked nude phone pics and all the whatnot. I still have one of your lines in my regular rotation (“I’d rather fuck a fire” Genius.). But this 1 – 3 kinda boring posts per day hurts. Hurts, I say. C’mon man.
I volunteer to be Amanda’s designated driver. Driving my cock deep inside of her.
She should take it up her ass…
It would be a learning experience for her!
Gildorg, you and Adams could double team her! Wait for me to get my camera.
I was thinking of doing this to lindsay Lohan.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gravel%20dick&defid=5125064
Over-under on sex tape leak?
I have a sex tape!
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Does it involve humans?
my co-worker’s aunt makes $72 an hour on the computer. She has been fired from work for 9 months but last month her pay check was $18816 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more makecash30
Wow,
That is a little harsh, Mr. Nutt…
Ask jermery about his co-workers Aunt…
I heard that she got Gravel Dicked the other night…
Off to work for me,
Have a good one, Fellas!
When the cop looks at her license and says “You’re Amanda Bynes?” she says “Thaaat’s MEEEE!”. Would have been hilarious.
nice
gravel dicking is not good for your pee pee
PIckle Ticklers!
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