Chris Brown is breeding and selling pit bulls now

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 1:18 PM

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Chris Brown is selling seven pit bull puppies for $1,000 each on a new site called CBBreeds. A name that actually sort of implies that he’s the one fucking the dogs and getting them pregnant but whatever.

A release from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Los Angeles (spcaLA) called Brown a “backyard breeder” and encouraged the singer to use his celebrity to encourage shelter adoptions.
“There is no reason to breed and produce more Pit Bull puppies when there are Pit puppies waiting for homes in every shelter in America,” said spcaLA President, Madeline Bernstein in the statement. “The $1000 price tag for a Chris Brown puppy could be better spent money saving the lives of shelter animals.”

What a dynamite idea. The only thing the public embraces more than guys who beat their girlfriends is young black guys who breed enormous pit bulls. This should get mainstream America back on his side in no time.

wwtdd

(19) Comments

  1. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/27/2012 13:23

    Fuck this guy. I hope he dies too.

  2. Mr. Nutt 04/27/2012 13:23

    At least he didn’t open a fried chicken shack.

  3. Whogivesafuck 04/27/2012 13:24

    Who gives a shit if he is selling puppies?

  4. Mr. Nutt 04/27/2012 13:24

    Do you think Michael Vick is involved in any way?

  5. Mr. Nutt 04/27/2012 13:25

    Whogivesafuck! Where is the avatar I got for you?

  6. Pitbulllover 04/27/2012 13:26

    I love Pitbulls and work with a Pit Bull rescue. There are so many homeless Pits in the pounds, though, and most of them don’t make it out alive. It’s sickening, therefore, that a douche-bag like Brown is breeding and selling them.

  7. Mr. Nutt 04/27/2012 13:28

    I find it interesting that he doesn’t breed white ones.

  8. Mr. Nutt 04/27/2012 13:30

    Then there is the possibility that fate could step in and show Chris what an ass whooping feels like.

    http://pit-bull-awareness-center.christianfunfair.org/pitbulls_attack_50_yr_old_thief2.gif

  9. SexyRicardSimmons 04/27/2012 13:36

    WTF happened to this place? It’s all B.E.T up in here. The first story about a fat assed goat woman, an African chick, and now Pitbulls! Are you guys going to release the Colonel’s secret recipe?

  10. Mr. Poop 04/27/2012 13:51

    Fuck

  11. The Black 04/27/2012 14:16

    Breeding Pit-bulls is such nig-nog necromancy.

  12. harleydavidson 04/27/2012 14:35

    i have no comment on this matter. you guys took care of that for me.

  13. 658811 04/27/2012 14:39

    At least CB got his 15 mins of fame again. Here’s hoping one of those mutts bites off his balls… that’ld be newsworthy at least.

  14. Hammer 04/27/2012 14:40

    Chris Brown gets 13 comments while the magnificent Charlize Theron only garners a paltry 9. Hammer wants to know what the fuck is wrong with you people.

  15. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/27/2012 15:06

    Ass Hammer:

    With all due respect, some of us were busy and you should know by now that we aren’t here for the content.

    Thank You,

    2F1T

  16. Mr. Nutt 04/27/2012 15:26

    Are we there yet? Can we pull this site over for a minute? I need to bleed the dragon.

  17. BurchJesus 04/28/2012 06:58

    as Bruce implied I didnt even know that anyone can earn $7334 in 4 weeks on the internet. have you seen this web page http://tomakeusd.blogspot.in/

  18. frankenblog 04/28/2012 19:55

    There’s an email address at the bottom of that breeding page. And that picture he has posted on top is amazing. Fucking asshole. Why didn’t he serve time?

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