While Brendon has retreated back to whatever dark place only the power of an Angelina Jolie-related story can draw him from, I have returned to you as mystery writer to make sure that you don’t remain ignorant to the fact that Katy Perry‘s vagina is once again being penetrated. TMZ reports:
The two were also spotted together at the music festival last weekend … and according to some reports, Katy was already referring to him as her “boyfriend.”
That music festival happens to be Coachella, where talented musicians — who most likely have wives and/or girlfriends at home — like Robert Ackroyd, guitarist for Florence + The Machine, get to have casual sex with less talented “musicians” like Katy Perry. It’s like Woodstock, only this time penicillin is no match for what they’ll be transmitting to their significant others.
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So, Br@ndon isn’t here man. Monday, I promise, things will get better.
Did Br@ndon see his shadow this morning? Six more weeks of mystery writer!
Dear mystery writer, which one are you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mystery_writers
I love the mystery writer. At lease he has a pulse a shows up occasionally. I want more of the mystery writer!
ill care about her when
a. nude pics emerge
b. she fucks on camera
c. i blow a load down her throat.
It sounds like Br@ndon is having anxiety issues. Stay away from those benzos!
Even if I was married to the love of my life, I would do anything to suck them titties, so I don’t blame the guy.
b took too much molly at coachella maaaaaaann
B flakes like Lidnsy breaks her probation. One minute he promises to get his shit together, the next he’s on some bitch midlife crisis shit