Katy Perry married Russell Brand in India of October of 2010, then filed for divorce in America fourteen months later. But then she went back to India earlier this month, and according to Us magazine and some snitch who can’t keep a secret, that made her all sentimental and plagued with regret.
“Katy’s been trying to get him back! She’s a lost soul right now. She’d already been missing Russell. Being back there stirred up even more old feelings.”
Well of course it did. India is dirty and smells bad, just like Russell Brand. It would have been the same if she’d gone to New Orleans, she’d have been wet the entire time.
(image source of katy on saturday at day 2 of coachella = wenn, splash)