Jimmy Kimmel was 20 minutes deep into his opening at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night when he finally got to mentioning insufferable dickhead Keith Olberman ("He has more pink slips than Marcus Bachmann." That's a gay joke about Michelle Bachmanns husband, if you couldn't tell), who, of course, immediately ran to twitter and pouted about it.
"Funny that Jimmy Kimmel ripped me after his people desperately wanted me to fly to LA to be on his show this past Wednesday. #nerdprom." "I'm not complaining about the Kimmel jokes — I'm fair game. I'm complaining about the revenge element. It reminds me of O'Reilly #nerdprom."
Ohh yeah, that must be it. Kimmel is out for revenge because Olberman didn't go on his show. What a coup it would have been for Kimmel, whose ratings are 900 percent higher than Olbermans were, if he could have scored a monotone jackass giving his 50th interview about being fired over a month ago. It would have been a ratings extravaganza, and it's eating Kimmel up inside. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash and hurt himself.
(the Olberman jokes start here)