Lindsay looked a little fat at Coachella

By brendon April 16, 2012 @ 3:56 PM


Lindsay Lohan went over to Indio yesterday for the final day of Coachella, and not only was her amazing judgment on display (what better place for a “recovering” drug addict/alcoholic than Coachella) but so was her gut. Luckily that kind of thing is easy to work off. Or else it would be but Lindsay is too lazy to do it. At this point she’s so haggard and out of shape she couldn’t play Elizabeth Taylor even in a scene where they dig up her coffin.

(image source = pacific coast, fame/flynet)


(29) Comments

  1. TetraHydroCannabinol 04/16/2012 15:58

    Aaaaaaaand back to this useless cunt.
    3 posts down, see you tomorrow folks!

  2. TetraHydroCannabinol 04/16/2012 15:58

    Aaaaaaaand back to this useless cunt.
    3 posts down, see you tomorrow folks!

  3. SomeoneluvsU 04/16/2012 16:04

    I would not be caught dead anywhere near her Coachella

    She went because she thought the Indio girls were playing

    I need LNOJ to make a FUPA joke.

  4. Mr. Poop 04/16/2012 16:07

    Its a food baby.

  5. SomeoneluvsU 04/16/2012 16:13

    Maybe she’s having Sam’s baby.

  6. Mr. Poop 04/16/2012 16:24

    They are predicting 45,761 pregnancies will result from this year’s show, but less than 9,000 STDs contracted.

    That means only 1 in 5 was the girls who get gang-raped will be assaulted by someone with herpes.

    Those are better odds than you get at Scoutcamp.

  7. SomeoneluvsU 04/16/2012 16:25

    “Coachella is a concert event for neo hippies, naked beer drinkers and drug addicts….”.

    NO Wonder Lindsay fits in there..

  8. TetraHydroCannabinol 04/16/2012 16:26

    Christwire seems legit. :]

  9. Mr. Poop 04/16/2012 16:35

    They did seem well balanced and fair in their reporting.

  10. harleydavidson 04/16/2012 16:44


    i couldnt agree more.

  11. Mr. Nutt 04/16/2012 17:27

    What is higher?

    A) Gas prices
    B) Food prices
    D) Lindsay Lohan

  12. Mr. Nutt 04/16/2012 17:30

    Ali tells her sister Lindsay that she slept with a Brazilian to which Lindsay replies “you slut! How many is a Brazilian?”

  13. Mr. Nutt 04/16/2012 17:36

    Lindsay Lohan finally gets out of rehab and goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, “Bring me a beer.” The bartender then asks, “Anheuser-Busch?” To which she replies, “Fine thanks, and how’s your cock?”

  14. mikey the retard 04/16/2012 18:03

    i dont git it

  15. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/16/2012 18:08

    I think you should also watch when the KOL lead singer undergoes demonic possession.

  16. mikey the retard 04/16/2012 18:16

    my mommie left me bekaws i am stoopdi

  17. 2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/16/2012 18:17

    well, you’re stoopid bc of your mommie. noodle on that one for a bit.

  18. LoK 04/16/2012 18:21

    lol Nutt

  19. mikey the retard 04/16/2012 18:48

    blindon and hoosgow up the ol poopshoot an a berds next

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