Lindsay partied until 6am, missed flight to meet the President

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 6:36 PM


Lindsay Lohan was expected to be on a plane to Washington D.C this afternoon so she could attend the White House Correspondents’ Dinner tomorrow night, but, shockingly, she missed the flight. There’s no official explanation for why she was late, but X17 does have a theory:

Lilo was partying until 6am this morning at a home in the Hollywood Hills. This was the second night in a row that she pulled an all-nighter at that house.
No wonder she missed the flight.

She’s now expected to be on a later flight, but who knows. Actually everyone knows, and Lindasy won’t be on that flight either because she’s a complete fuckup.

(17) Comments

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    Gildorg 04/27/2012 19:41

    I would miss a flight to see his dumbass too…

    Man, all the fun already happened before I could get logged on.

    Oh well, somehow I will survive… I think I shall do better with some Booze!


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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/27/2012 23:34

    Gildorg, I think you were at my company party. …. I just saw a guy drink 1/6 of a bottle of tequila.

    I almost threw up watching it.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/28/2012 00:25

    how does this make you feel?

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    BurchJesus 04/28/2012 06:56

    just as Rachel answered I am stunned that a person can profit $8411 in one month on the computer. did you see this site link

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    Mr. Nutt 04/28/2012 10:03

    Strangely, it makes me hungry. I also want to watch faces of death again.

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    Cocktail 04/28/2012 16:25

    That’s a tough one. Who sucks worse, LiLo or O’Bongo?

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    Gildorg 04/28/2012 18:40

    I clicked the link and it didn’t show me anything…

    Maybe I should hook up with this Rachel chick. Granted she sounds like a whore giving tug-jobs… But she might not be too bad…

    Home finally!

    What a shitty day!

    Time for some booze!


    2F1T, I generally try to avoid tequila anymore… I tend to get into trouble when I drink too much of it.

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    Mr. Pickles 04/28/2012 20:02

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    UkallTheWay 04/29/2012 07:46

    Oh well two useless pieces of meat in the same room will not be missed.

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    Mando 04/29/2012 17:05

    Once a druggie always a druggie.

  12. avatar
    Hammer 04/29/2012 17:47

    Hammer does not approve of poop burger. Does not approve at all. Hammer believes that takes the expression “a shit sandwich” far too literally.

    Also, Hammer is in Germany.

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    Gildorg 04/29/2012 19:11

    I also do not approve of the poop burger.

    I do however approve of good decent Bourbon…


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    Mr. Nutt 04/29/2012 19:27

    Just watch what you eat if you go to Japan. It may not be a Shiitake mushroom after all.

    Hammer, BEIFALL!

    Gildorg, CHEERS!

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    Mr. Pickles 04/29/2012 21:18



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    Hammer 04/30/2012 00:47

    When Hammer was going through customs, some goon said “Your papers are not in order.” Hammer reminded him this whole country would be speaking German if it wasn’t for us Americans.

    USA! USA!

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    Gildorg 04/30/2012 01:26

    Wait… Hammer… You said you were in Germany.

    I am guessing you are stationed over there? Since your previous comment, implies that you are American?

    In any case, like Mr. Nutt said… PROST!

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