Lindsays not so indignant about those assault charges anymore

By brendon April 20, 2012 @ 4:13 PM


When Marisa Dugas first filed charges accusing Lindsay Lohan of assault, Lindsay was outraged, demanding an investigation and swearing that she never even left the house that night, and her spokesperson vowed to make an example of people like Dugas.

But that was when Lindsay thought there was no proof of her at the club. Now that there’s video, and the police have it, she’s suddenly not in the mood to talk about it.

Cops investigating claims that Lindsay Lohan assaulted a woman at The Standard Hotel want to talk, but she has no plans to meet with them, Radar is reporting.
“Law enforcement had been in contact with Lindsay’s attorney last week, and they wanted to formally interview her. The lead investigator was told that Lindsay wasn’t going to be made available at this time though. She is under no obligation to be interviewed, but Marisa, her friend and the bouncer who witnessed the alleged assault, have all been formally interviewed.”

In a related story, others (like Radar and Ryan Seacrest) are now reporting what I’ve been saying for months, which is that Lifetime still has not cast Lindsay for their Elizabeth Taylor movie. She keeps saying they have but it’s not true and never has been. She just lies nonstop, about absolutely everything. Don’t be surprised if one day it comes out that Lindsay Lohan is literally the devil.

NOTE: I won’t bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but I had a bit of an emergency Wednesday night and I apologize for disappearing since then. Actually I’ve been pretty flaky in general lately, I realize that. I’ve had some other issues that have made work harder than it should be but I swear that starting Monday I’ll knock it off and get things more consistent, and timely, and better. Sry. And thx.


(17) Comments

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    Johnny Dickshot 04/20/2012 16:49

    I thought it was Monday

    I, for one appreciate the apology. If I am going to get ass-reemed, I prefer a little spit up my shithole first.

    Kudos, B!

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    BloodyWilliam 04/20/2012 17:05

    ^This.^ @ Heisenberg 04/20/2012 16:25

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/20/2012 17:16

    A Miraculous escape you say?
    Hanging out with those secret services buddies again????

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    Mr. Nutt 04/20/2012 17:19

    Br@ndon almost has enough apologies to write a book. Actions are louder than words. Also, please stop banning your readers from posting. Not a great business plan.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/20/2012 17:21

    An apology on a Lindsey post…….

    ……thick with irony.

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    McfaddenEva97 04/20/2012 17:23

    as Jack answered I am blown away that a student able to make $6529 in four weeks on the internet. have you seen this webpage >>>

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    montreal07 04/20/2012 17:29

    Remarkable how angry you people are at someone who writes a FREE blog that you don’t really have to read. There are other things on the internet, you know….like porn, or puppies or porn. Let that take some of your time, and let him have his emergencies.

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    dubbya 04/20/2012 17:33

    I want to believe! I also want to believe in Jesus. If any of that shit was real it would be a sweet gig to get hooked up on. Not to mention the pedophilia you get away with.

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    Barrybear316 04/20/2012 18:28

    Quit being so hard on yourself Sir. I’ve been coming to this site for 2 years now, and you have always provided me with a balanced diet of hot chicks, and the truth separated from celebrity gossip bull$hit. Take care of your stuff. Just let us know when Lindsey finally overdoses please.

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    eatdogshitbrandonyouruinedthissite 04/20/2012 18:37

    I hope everything is OK with our fearless leader.

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    MahnaMahna 04/20/2012 18:49

    Don’t apologize for the slow posts. Apologize for the lack of hot girl contests. Bring that back and I could give a fuck if you take some time from time to time.

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    MadgeBlowz 04/21/2012 03:26

    You’ve given us many years of entertainment. For fuck’s sake, take a vacation. Have the other guy fill in. Or don’t. We’re not coming up with the solution for world peace here! If you skip a day or four I know you’ll get crushed by dipshits who think they’re entitled to new items every day but they’ll all fuck off eventually.

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    tylerjr 04/21/2012 12:18

    This is funny. Is this the third “Br@ndon” starting on Monday? I’m sure the real Br@ndon has the @wwtdd twitter password and that is why that account is long dead.

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    WebsterDwayne45 04/21/2012 16:04

    like Jesus implied I am impressed that you can earn $5827 in 1 month on the internet. have you seen this site>>>

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    yakatuus 04/21/2012 16:15

    Like WebsterDwayne said, don’t be so hard on yourself. I come here purely because you have a funny voice and say shit I think. Also, tits. So sure, you can apologize for less tits, but then again, so can we all. Amen.

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    Eyes_Closed 04/22/2012 22:48

    I still like to read the site……and in the vein of constructive advice…….more juicy naked tits rather than less…..HBO AND Showtime run new pseudo-celeb tits almost daily….

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