Madonnas ‘MDNA’ was only released a week ago, and yet last night Amazon dropped the price to just $5. For the entire album. And they didn’t do it to be nice. They had to, because as you may have heard, no one is buying this piece of shit.
Forbes says…
Madonna’s “MDNA” album is dead. It’s really quite amazing. Amazon.com has dropped the price of downloading “MDNA” to five dollars. On iTunes, the only version of the album on the chart is the explicit one, selling for $14.99. It’s at number 49 on their chart.
The amazon.com situation is much worse. As a physical CD, “MDNA” is just gone. (Updated) The actual deluxe CD, has fallen to number 16. It’s the only one of the many versions of “MDNA” that’s selling at all. This is the second week of release. The clean version download — for $5 — is at #733. The dirty one, so to speak, is around 500. “MDNA” is just…gone. It’s a total sales collapse.
This really is delightful because Madonna is a complete bitch who’s only talent is to leach off the actual talent of others. The only way I’d spend $5 dollars on Madonna would be if I was buying a roll of quarters before I punched her.
Madonna is so (prosthetic) hip
Great line Br@ndon. 5 bucks on quarters. Nobody’s perfect. Maybe she can fuck a whole NBA team again for inspiration for the next album. It worked before.
Too bad a roll of quarters costs $10.
^^^
Just logged in to say that as well…
How about we use a roll of dimes? Fuck it, I’ll just run her over with my truck. 5 bucks worth of gas.
Inject a syringe full of air into her heart, and rinse the syringe off after for use on Lady Gaga. Do I have to think of everything?
Madonna could write for this site better than the current idiot.
He didn’t explicitly say a roll of quarters costs $5, just that that’s what he’d spend on in.
Better use of five bucks? Jim Gaffigan.
bullets are pretty cheap.
I can’t believe I wasted my time reading this pile of shit article. and the fact that this idiot doesn’t even know what a roll of quarters costs.
a reason the sales bombed was the fact that her first single was over produced for the Superbowl, she had to follow their guidelines to make it family friendly. also, that wasn’t even the single she wanted to release first, the co-writer for the single she wanted to release first was threatening to sue her if she used that first cause it would threaten her Superbowl publicity.
eloquence,
While you’re down there sucking Madge’s dick, make sure to give her taint a good cleaning, you piece of shit.
it’s about having information as to why the sales bombed, Johnny. I don’t get any information out of this article. it’s just straight up bashing which anyone can do.
thanks for wasting your energy on trying to insult me though
She is free to release whatever crappy piece of shit music she wants,
I am free to not buy it….
Fuck I love capitalism
I think eloquence might actually BE Madonnna.
Eloquence wasn’t condescending enough to be Madonna. I’m with SLUs love of capitalism on this one.
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Her music is garbage. She would sale more albums if she recorded the sounds of her fisting herself in a hot tub. All that sucking and gaping sounds. Ehhh. I bet it sounds like a ballon when you blow it up and let it go.
See how sirwillis does it, eloquence?
Well played, sir.
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