Oprah did something really nice. Oh wait no she didn’t.

By brendon April 26, 2012 @ 10:03 AM


Oprah Winfrey has everyone kissing her ass again today thanks to a planted story on Page Six, which got picked up by AOL and the Huffington Post and others, except now the headline says, “Oprah Feeds Homeless Man Dinner, Gives Him A Fat Wad Of Cash.”

A homeless man named Eddie saw Oprah Winfrey eating dinner on the patio of Scarpetta in Beverly Hills recently. Eddie asked her for a bowl of soup, (but) the media mogul did him one better.
“Please, can we get him some money, get him a meal?” asked Oprah. As Scarpetta staff brought him a “feast,” one of Oprah’s dinner companions handed over a bunch of cash.

Oh hey so it turns out Oprah did not feed a homeless man dinner or give him a fat wad of cash. Other people did. Her idea of charity is to oink orders at her staff, then wallow in the spotlight and take credit for things she didn’t do or pay for.

In a related story, Gayle King was in a total panic when she heard Oprah lost her “fat wad”, because that’s her nickname for Oprahs clitoris.

(the pictures of seleta ebanks aren’t relevant to anything, if you were wondering. well they are in the sense that i looked through a few pictures of oprah and panicked.)


(18) Comments

  1. Mr. Nutt 04/26/2012 10:16

    She will never be able to walk outside again without being swarmed by people asking for a handout. If she is still in Chicago, I will be one of the people. Mr. Nutt loves free shit. My motto is, if its free, its for me.

  2. nyc101 04/26/2012 10:23

    Nothing helps a homeless person like handing them a wad of cash.

  3. pump 04/26/2012 10:41

    Selita Ebanks is the shit.

  4. pump 04/26/2012 10:41

    As in, I’d eat a mile of her shit.

  5. LoK 04/26/2012 10:52

    I gave a homeless man some money because the sign he was holding was most likely honest – “I’m saving up for a hooker” and I gave another a Krispy Kreme donut

  6. Observer 04/26/2012 11:09

    I gave a “homeless” chick a wad one night in the parking garage …….well a wad and 25 bucks…….

  7. Observer 04/26/2012 11:24


    ….this chick is not on the toilet……but I think she’s NYC101′s wife…..


  8. Mr. Nutt 04/26/2012 11:27

    Bad link Obs. I think my computer has worms now.

  9. Observer 04/26/2012 11:30

    Remember when P3eeper used to waggle his penis……

    …I thought I invented that move…..


  10. Observer 04/26/2012 11:31

    Sorry Mr. Nutt……..

    is this one any better…??


  11. Observer 04/26/2012 11:35

    I wonder if we should all get lawyers…..


  12. Mr. Nutt 04/26/2012 11:41

    It’s Ok Obs, thanks to Mr. Poop we all know how to get rid of worms. That link was much, much better!


  13. harleydavidson 04/26/2012 12:26

    i like blondes with nicely trimmed pussies

  14. mercury 04/27/2012 04:38

    Damn, I want that Ebay girl!

  15. BurchJesus 04/28/2012 07:01

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