People magazine has to be joking

By brendon April 25, 2012 @ 12:14 PM

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In what can only be explained as some kind of clerical error, People magazine has named Beyonce as the Most Beautiful Woman in the World.

Beyonce.

Knowles.

The most beautiful woman.

In the entire world.

Not that there’s anything wrong with her, but there’s nothing right with her either. She’s just sort of someone who’s there. This would be like making some insane proclamation about how great Tuesday is, or pencils. These are just things that exist, and that’s all they are unless you’re some kind of weirdo.

(image source = fame/flynet)

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(41) Comments

  1. avatar
    Dayday 04/25/2012 12:18

    First?

  2. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 04/25/2012 12:34

    Keep in mind where this rag is sold and to whom it is sold to. We all know this is bullshit. I wonder what Beyonce paid for this outrage.

  3. avatar
    harleydavidson 04/25/2012 12:36

    no more pics of mileys snatch?

  4. avatar
    Observer 04/25/2012 12:39

    Clerical error……..that was pretty funny….

  5. avatar
    Observer 04/25/2012 12:40

    To be fair…..I’d fuck Beyonce……

    …but then again……I LIKE fuckin’….

  6. avatar
    Observer 04/25/2012 12:53

    If “Rokin” ever visits these pages again…….

    …..would someone ask him where P3eeper and Dave are…..

    Thanks.

  7. avatar
    Gildorg 04/25/2012 13:05

    I already stated my disagreement with this in the earlier post, where I posted links to Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder… Both who are incredibly hotter than Beyonce…

    I agree, Mr. Nutt, she paid for the title.

  8. avatar
    iSlomoshun 04/25/2012 13:06

    Sara Jean Underwood(Before and After implants) > Beyonce.

  9. avatar
    Gildorg 04/25/2012 13:13

    Once again, here is a little video evidence…

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x449wt_lucy-pinder-topless-video-shoot_sexy

  10. avatar
    Gildorg 04/25/2012 13:17

    And one more for your entertainment purposes.

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x92yw_keeley-hazell-talking-about-her-tit_sexy?search_algo=1

  11. avatar
    Observer 04/25/2012 13:25

    Well said, Mr. Gildorg…….well said, indeed…..

    …even certain ordinary MILFs are adequate for my needs……….

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/b5af96184328582

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    Observer 04/25/2012 13:29

    These are not the prettiest dames I’ve ever seen…….but they are adequate for my needs……

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/4ca528183305797

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    sinaplenty 04/25/2012 13:33

    Well I always thought it’d be a bit of a shame to cum on her face, cos she is pretty good looking. And that’s as good a measure as any. But then you do make a very good point about Keeley Hazell and her massive tits…

  14. avatar
    Pugiron 04/25/2012 13:36

    Moo

  15. avatar
    ReallyPathetic 04/25/2012 13:37

    First post ever. Long time WWTDD reader.

    This is a completly fucking joke. Jay-Z and Beyonce are completly out of control.

    First their stupid baby and renting the entire hospital out.
    Then trade marking their baby name. Excuse me, trade marking their stupid baby’s name.
    Beyonce’s ass kissing public website letter to Mrs. Obama being a role model for her baby who cant even read yet.
    Now this stupidity. She is a fat, self indulgent, pompus, ostentatious, sycophantic, COW. Ring the Alarm! Put a Ring on it!

    Who is fatter btw Beyonce or that fat scientologist from Cheers, Kristie Alley?

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    Mechakisc 04/25/2012 13:39

    Banner pic gives me a “Queen Latfifah IS TOO SEXY, YOU WEIGHTISTS!” vibe.

    Not that she looks like Queen Latifah, but this picture looks like it came from one of her shoots.

  17. avatar
    Observer 04/25/2012 13:47

    ReallyPathetic……@13:37…..

    ….for a first time post…..your analysis is excellent……

  18. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 04/25/2012 13:54

    Don’t blame me…
    When people magazine called to ask me who the most beautiful woman was
    I voted for Justin Bieber.

  19. avatar
    SexyRicardSimmons 04/25/2012 13:59

    I’d much rather hump Kate Upton so I call shenanigans on this fucking story. We should burn down People’s magazines office or get some 40oz and yell some shit at passing cars.

  20. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 04/25/2012 14:06

    SexyRicardSimmons, I’ll buy the first round.

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