Sofia Vergara is photogenic

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 6:18 PM


Sofia Vergara is on the cover of the May issue of GQ in Mexico (other articles: “Summertime Sombreros”, “A Car Without An Our Lady of Guadalupe Decal”, “Deodorant?”) and even though the photo shoot is actually just a Vanity Fair shoot from last year, they did replace this see-thru picture with a much much better one. Which I then sat here and clumsily x-rayed because I’m such a big winner.

(83) Comments

  1. avatar
    The Narrator 04/30/2012 18:20

    I came.

  2. avatar
    Observer 04/30/2012 18:22

    I have always been pro-nipple displays……

  3. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 04/30/2012 18:34

    I am hungry for pink tacos now.

  4. avatar
    minimosh 04/30/2012 18:41

    There’s a restaurant in Albuquerque by the University called the Fuzzy Taco. Not even lying.

  5. avatar
    Observer 04/30/2012 18:46


    ….do you feel blasphemous when you walk by it…..???

    …or do you have it delivered…?

  6. avatar
    Gildorg 04/30/2012 18:55

    Happy Friday, All!


  7. avatar
    Observer 04/30/2012 19:04

    Greetings Mr. Gildorg, sir…!!

    ….I have a study guide for you in the new science….

  8. avatar
    minimosh 04/30/2012 19:07

    I’ve never eaten there. It makes me think of lesbians.

  9. avatar
    minimosh 04/30/2012 19:07

    Like… Rachel Maddow lesbians…

  10. avatar
    Observer 04/30/2012 19:09


    ….I often think of lesbians……..whether I’m eating or not……..

    That being said….there are several fuzzy tacos in the link I gave to Gildorg……

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    Observer 04/30/2012 19:11

    Rachel Maddow….!!!!!??

    …. a lesbian…? NO!!

    I beat-off to her constantly…….

  12. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 04/30/2012 19:16

    I thought Maddow was a man?

  13. avatar
    Mr. Nutt 04/30/2012 19:18

    Obs, how many muff dives do you have to make before you are considered an expert muff diver? I also have my muddy waters dive badge.

  14. avatar
    Observer 04/30/2012 19:23

    Mr. Nutt…..

    …I am not sure…..I’m more of a snorkeler……

    I dive until my woman takes my snorkel into HER mouth…..and then I’m done…..

    ….she hates that….

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    minimosh 04/30/2012 19:26

    I’m just saying there are different kinds of lesbians. Like there are different kinds of gay men. They’re twinks and bears and everything inbetween. Rokie would make a nice bear I bet.

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    Observer 04/30/2012 19:34


    …..Rokie is DEFINITELY a “twink”………

    …..P3eeper and he confirmed it to me………during the wrestling championship they held at P3eeper’s Fire Island cottage…….

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    Rok 04/30/2012 19:37


    I had a dream you and me were both having our periods. We sat together under a moonlit night on the 9th green at Pebble Beach with no underpants on, ate a box of chocolate chip cookies and braided each other’s hair.

    It was like heaven on earth.

  18. avatar
    Smacko 04/30/2012 19:39

    I’m unbelievably wet right now.

  19. avatar
    Mr. Poop 04/30/2012 19:41

    I’m with Observer’s babysitter on this one

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    Mr. Poop 04/30/2012 19:51

    I would also like to say that if you are thinking of getting into amateur worming, this position is a good one to start with.

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