Sofia Vergara is no Beyonce, who I feel perpetuates an unreasonable standard of beauty, but she does what she can with what she has and actually looks pretty good considering she’s 39. In fact she apparently looks so good that she got carded at a bar in New York, and then turned away because she didn’t have ID.
The New York Post says:
…she was refused entry to the Ava Lounge at the Dream Midtown hotel because she (couldn’t) prove she was over 21. She was stopped on her way into a party for Broadway show “Ghost the Musical” by a doorman who asked for ID. Vergara had none on her, and despite her powerful charms and pleas from her friends, who said, “You know who she is, right?” the doorman would not budge.
In honor of this story I dug up almost 70 pictures of Sofia and her huge tits back when she was still a model and really was about 21. Because pictures of girls with huge tits are pretty much my answer to everything.
Sofie > Beyonce
Mr. T > Gary Coleman
Mikey > Mystery Writer
I’d Puggy her Frito
As a former door man/bouncer, I would have been fired if I didn’t let in chicks let alone hot ones. All these other bars let in underage Hollywood stars, why not this one?
DDDDDDDAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ill bet her clam is as glorious as a dorito taco.
http://nudemoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Sofia-Vergara-see-through-nipples-exposed.jpg
Maybe Lindsay Lohan bribed the doorman to keep bigger tits out…….
…and Mr. Nutt……your story is so so so true……..this obviously had to be a publicity stunt….
In the first few pics her labia majora looks enormous. I would love to pull down over my ears for a while.
She has a decent mons veneris…..
https://www.google.com/search?q=mons+veneris&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&hs=Dtp&rls=en&channel=suggest&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=CmeYT-eWNcWM0QG84-W_Bg&ved=0CCsQsAQ&biw=1647&bih=836
I want one!
I’m 29 and I get carded everywhere I go..some people just have great genes.
I am 12 and have hair on my back!
@ 2 fingers 1 Thumb
Are you Jewish by chance?
I have a large uncircumsized penith. Does that answer your question?
2 Fingers 1 Thumb……..@17:54……….
P3eeper…???
…oh wait…..I guess it was me!!
Ha, well, I am almost 40 and I got carded today at the liquor store!
Granted, it wasn’t one of those that I am very well known…
I do still like ass-fucking, Obs! (Women only…)
Psalm 144 – Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
like Kevin answered I am taken by surprise that someone can profit $5010 in one month on the internet. have you seen this site >>> http://goo.gl/10G2v
Thank you for not reprinting the name of the bar that planted this fake story on Page 6.