Sofia Vergara may or may not be under 21

By brendon April 25, 2012 @ 3:54 PM


Sofia Vergara is no Beyonce, who I feel perpetuates an unreasonable standard of beauty, but she does what she can with what she has and actually looks pretty good considering she’s 39. In fact she apparently looks so good that she got carded at a bar in New York, and then turned away because she didn’t have ID.

The New York Post says:

…she was refused entry to the Ava Lounge at the Dream Midtown hotel because she (couldn’t) prove she was over 21. She was stopped on her way into a party for Broadway show “Ghost the Musical” by a doorman who asked for ID. Vergara had none on her, and despite her powerful charms and pleas from her friends, who said, “You know who she is, right?” the doorman would not budge.

In honor of this story I dug up almost 70 pictures of Sofia and her huge tits back when she was still a model and really was about 21. Because pictures of girls with huge tits are pretty much my answer to everything.

(19) Comments

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/25/2012 15:59

    Sofie > Beyonce
    Mr. T > Gary Coleman
    Mikey > Mystery Writer

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/25/2012 16:02

    I’d Puggy her Frito

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    Mr. Nutt 04/25/2012 16:08

    As a former door man/bouncer, I would have been fired if I didn’t let in chicks let alone hot ones. All these other bars let in underage Hollywood stars, why not this one?

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    LoK 04/25/2012 16:11


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    harleydavidson 04/25/2012 16:13

    ill bet her clam is as glorious as a dorito taco.

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    Observer 04/25/2012 16:37

    Maybe Lindsay Lohan bribed the doorman to keep bigger tits out…….

    …and Mr. Nutt……your story is so so so true……..this obviously had to be a publicity stunt….

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/25/2012 16:43

    In the first few pics her labia majora looks enormous. I would love to pull down over my ears for a while.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/25/2012 17:18

    I want one!

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    iSlomoshun 04/25/2012 17:29

    I’m 29 and I get carded everywhere I go..some people just have great genes.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/25/2012 17:38

    I am 12 and have hair on my back!

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    iSlomoshun 04/25/2012 17:48

    @ 2 fingers 1 Thumb

    Are you Jewish by chance?

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 04/25/2012 17:54

    I have a large uncircumsized penith. Does that answer your question?

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    Observer 04/25/2012 17:56

    2 Fingers 1 Thumb……..@17:54……….


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    Observer 04/25/2012 17:57

    …oh wait…..I guess it was me!!

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    Gildorg 04/25/2012 18:48

    Ha, well, I am almost 40 and I got carded today at the liquor store!

    Granted, it wasn’t one of those that I am very well known…

    I do still like ass-fucking, Obs! (Women only…)

    Psalm 144 – Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.

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    EmersonInes46 04/25/2012 23:00

    like Kevin answered I am taken by surprise that someone can profit $5010 in one month on the internet. have you seen this site >>>

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    nyc101 04/26/2012 10:26

    Thank you for not reprinting the name of the bar that planted this fake story on Page 6.

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