Anne Hathaway wore this little black bikini to the beach in Miami earlier today, in fact she’s probably still there as I write this, so hopefully some better pictures will show up soon. Because these aren’t that great. The haircut is especially upsetting. People are gonna think her boyfriend is gay.
UPDATE – now with 9 more pictures, so good news if you ever wanted to see Anne in a dumb panama hat like a female Tom Wolfe.
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