Anne Hathaway is in a bikini, odd looking (update!)

By brendon May 11, 2012 @ 4:24 PM


Anne Hathaway wore this little black bikini to the beach in Miami earlier today, in fact she’s probably still there as I write this, so hopefully some better pictures will show up soon. Because these aren’t that great. The haircut is especially upsetting. People are gonna think her boyfriend is gay.

UPDATE – now with 9 more pictures, so good news if you ever wanted to see Anne in a dumb panama hat like a female Tom Wolfe.

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(32) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 05/11/2012 14:46

    Rok, I could get those aforementioned pictures you described but I won’t go near Brand without my hazmat suit and Its at the cleaners right now. Have you ever found a cleaners that will clean a hazmat suit? Not easy my friend, not easy at all.

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    Observer 05/11/2012 14:53

    She needs the long hair to balance off the giant mouth and schnozz…..

    ….either that or to be nude….so you no longer care…..

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    Mr. Nutt 05/11/2012 14:56

    I got the dog and the peanut butter but there was a problem.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/11/2012 15:09

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/11/2012 15:31

    WoW. Ugliest labradoodle I ever saw…..

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    Admiral 05/11/2012 15:36

    And somehow they made her Catwoman. What a shame. That role should have gone to someone insanely pretty, like Minka Kelly (and 1 billion other available actresses that could fill the role better and for far less money).

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    Tylerdurden389 05/11/2012 16:47

    Ugh, between that god-awful headline picture of Britney, that sanctimonious cow Christina Aguilera, and now this, my 17 year old self weeps. 10-12 years ago I would’ve fucked all 3 of these chicks in a row without a need for a refractory period. If one of these “chicks’ approached me for sex now, the only thing that would come out of me is bile.

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    Mr. Poop 05/11/2012 17:50

    Nice work, Nutt.

    Any chance you can find some pictures of my brother sodomizing my ex-wife?

    I’m making her a scrapbook for Mother’s Day.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/11/2012 18:01

    How many do you need?

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    Mr. Poop 05/11/2012 18:04

    Thank God she left her shoes on.

    That floor looks filthy.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/11/2012 18:20

    i don’t know what to say about that.

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 05/11/2012 19:56

    “my 17 year old self weeps. 10-12 years ago I would’ve fucked all 3 of these chicks in a row without a need for a refractory period”

    So you were nailing famous actresses at 5 (and three at a time)? You da man!

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 05/11/2012 19:57

    She still has great tits. But she needs the long hair…..and to stay away from the psycho criminal boyfriends.

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    Mr. Poop 05/11/2012 20:06

    That last one doesn’t look much like my brother, and quite honestly, as far as #1 & 2, I haven’t seen his dick since we quit bathing together after I took a shit in the bathtub when I was four.

    I guess it could be him, and my ex.

    You haven’t stumbled across any where he has my ex in a one of those tit-nooses with vacuum clips on her nipples have you?

    I’m pretty sure I could identify her then.

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    2 fingers 1 Thumb 05/11/2012 20:12

    Could you find her with a blind anus taste test?

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    Gildorg 05/11/2012 20:35


    The links are just a little off today…

    Since I hate fat chicks, I thought I would include a clip from a pretty damn funny movie…

    I hope they serve beer in hell.

    All of my fellow fat girl haters, will find it funny. (I am looking in Harleys direction.)


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    Gildorg 05/11/2012 20:39

    Here she is with long hair and looking fairly bangable…

    Enjoy Gentlemen!


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