Cameron Diaz was drunk, has never looked better

By brendon May 23, 2012 @ 12:13 PM


Cameron Diaz tired to hide her face as she left the Whiskey Mist in London at 3am this morning, and it was a huge step in the right direction. I highly recommend she find someway to do this more often. Because when she doesn’t–like a few hours earlier at the UK premiere of ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’–she’s absolutely awful to look at. She could play Ellen Barkins mom in a movie so easily. The make-up would be to not put on any make-up.

(image source = wenn, getty, bauer-griffin)

(26) Comments

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    Dr Poop 05/23/2012 12:16

    I prescribe a good stomach pumping and a series of lemon-juicce enemas at my Malibu beach house.

    I keep a chair with a set of stirrups in my rumpus room.

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    Rok 05/23/2012 12:30

    The shitty photographers couldn’t even get a pussy shot of her in that short dress/


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    Mr. Nutt 05/23/2012 12:31

    Do you really want to see that Rok?

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    leftnutofjesus 05/23/2012 12:33

    Kurt Cobain is back, bitches. I knew it, I knew it, I knew. Go fuck yourself, haters.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/23/2012 12:33

    and yes, I’d fuck him.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/23/2012 12:34

    Another common case where her twat, when fully spread, is bigger than the rest of her drug-addled body.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/23/2012 12:36

    “You get a new Sleep Number bed?”

    “Nah….Cameron Diaz’s pussy cocoons me every night.”

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    Mr. Nutt 05/23/2012 12:38

    There is more but its lunch time.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/23/2012 12:48

    Her hair would love to get wet in any way possible. Wouldn’t have to be water. A gang of hooded blacks could do a Synchronized Ejac in her hair and that would suffice. Just some semblance of her hair being washed would be welcome, to her hair, that is.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/23/2012 12:49

    Does anyone talk shit about the celebs anymore or is this just a place to describe your fake home in funny ways and crack on each other’s Mom? That’s cool as hell. If you’re logged in to a Star Trek Fanboy Community.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/23/2012 12:50

    same old shit, I guess. Leftnut shows up and everyone puckers up like I just toted an 12 inch, pulsing cock through a dyke barber shop.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/23/2012 13:03

    leftnutofjesus, you need to cut back on your caffeine intake there a little buddy.

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    Observer 05/23/2012 13:03


    …..I’ve always found “drunken whore with poor judgement” to be a very alluring look on a chick I don’t know that well……..

    Greetings LNOJ….

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    Rok 05/23/2012 13:05

    Left nut,

    Does this look swollen to you?

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    Observer 05/23/2012 13:05


    …..”funny” ways….???

    …also….some of these guys’ moms aren’t all that bad…..

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