Cameron Diaz tired to hide her face as she left the Whiskey Mist in London at 3am this morning, and it was a huge step in the right direction. I highly recommend she find someway to do this more often. Because when she doesn’t–like a few hours earlier at the UK premiere of ‘What to Expect When You’re Expecting’–she’s absolutely awful to look at. She could play Ellen Barkins mom in a movie so easily. The make-up would be to not put on any make-up.
(image source = wenn, getty, bauer-griffin)
I prescribe a good stomach pumping and a series of lemon-juicce enemas at my Malibu beach house.
I keep a chair with a set of stirrups in my rumpus room.
The shitty photographers couldn’t even get a pussy shot of her in that short dress/
Limey-fucks!
Do you really want to see that Rok?
http://www.tuxboard.com/photos/2010/09/Cameron-Diaz-oops.jpeg
http://www.celebrityoopsgalleries.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cameron-diaz-oops-1024×816.jpg
Kurt Cobain is back, bitches. I knew it, I knew it, I knew. Go fuck yourself, haters.
http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cameron-diaz-oops-topless.jpg
and yes, I’d fuck him.
http://skin-photos.celebri.ro/oops/celebrities/cameron-diaz/cameron_diaz_see_trough_cameron_diaz_004.jpg
Another common case where her twat, when fully spread, is bigger than the rest of her drug-addled body.
Crotch shot!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbAypyQ0Mxw/TT3nhASeR-I/AAAAAAAACio/qe_ds3xK6Os/s1600/cameron-descuido.jpg
“You get a new Sleep Number bed?”
“Nah….Cameron Diaz’s pussy cocoons me every night.”
There is more but its lunch time.
http://www.freecelebass.com/freecelebass/camerondiaz.htm
Her hair would love to get wet in any way possible. Wouldn’t have to be water. A gang of hooded blacks could do a Synchronized Ejac in her hair and that would suffice. Just some semblance of her hair being washed would be welcome, to her hair, that is.
Does anyone talk shit about the celebs anymore or is this just a place to describe your fake home in funny ways and crack on each other’s Mom? That’s cool as hell. If you’re logged in to a Star Trek Fanboy Community.
same old shit, I guess. Leftnut shows up and everyone puckers up like I just toted an 12 inch, pulsing cock through a dyke barber shop.
leftnutofjesus, you need to cut back on your caffeine intake there a little buddy.
Personally……
…..I’ve always found “drunken whore with poor judgement” to be a very alluring look on a chick I don’t know that well……..
Greetings LNOJ….
Left nut,
Does this look swollen to you?
LNOJ…….@12:50
…..”funny” ways….???
…also….some of these guys’ moms aren’t all that bad…..