Jennifer Love Hewitt had a meeting with stylists. But why?

By brendon May 30, 2012 @ 7:29 PM


“Hey guys, it’s Jennifer, Love Hewitt, JLove, and I hope you get this message because instead of me coming all the way to the studio for that meeting with the stylists, wouldn’t it be better if they packed everything up and came to my house?”
“Well, you know, not my house, but outside my house? In the street.”
“They could set up the racks of clothes on the curb by all the dog shit.”
“Just tell them not to get bit by that raccoon who defends the garbage cans or get hit by the recycling truck because I’m super busy today. I heard about this store that sells even purpler pants than the ones I have now.”

(image source = fame/flynet)


(68) Comments

  1. Gildorg 05/30/2012 22:27

    Is this the same day she went to, In-N-Out?

    Damn it… I would still bang her in her big ass…

  2. zencat002 05/30/2012 22:44

    I would kiss her winking browneye.

  3. B A Baracus 05/30/2012 22:46

    I would ride her like I ride a wild mustang.

    Then I would make her shirt come true and break her.

  4. LoK 05/30/2012 23:15

    Goddamn now I gotta jack off to her when she was in I Know What You Did Last Summer

  5. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 07:22

    I would just catch a ride with her to in-n-out. Spill mustard on her leather seats and poke at her fat while giggling.

  6. Caribou 05/31/2012 10:12

    So did she get changed in the street, and if so where are the pictures? Dammit WWTDD, depriving us of the most important information about the whole event!

  7. SomeoneluvsU 05/31/2012 10:52

    Wild hearts can’t be broken

    But scales can….

  8. JBizzle 05/31/2012 10:53

    So can wooden park benches.

  9. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 11:44

    She has been there before, chances are she will be there again.

  10. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 11:59

    I don’t know who invented the mirror or the camera but THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

  11. Rok 05/31/2012 12:13

    Hulk want pants back!!

  12. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 12:27

    Jennifer wants her plate back. She didn’t lick it clean. No husband, no baby. Food is her best friend.

  13. Rok 05/31/2012 12:35

    Where’s Observer?

    He promised to wash my car if i taught him how to pleasure a women with a common house-plunger.

  14. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2012 12:36

    OOH! Can I watch?

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