Jessica Simpson gave birth to a giant baby girl

Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she gave birth to a hulking baby girl this morning, weighing 9 pounds 13 ounces and measuring 21.75 inches. And if that doesn’t sound androgynous enough already, they named her Maxwell Drew.

And I’m not making fun of her, by the way. If I was having a daughter and there was a 90 percent chance of her having long blond hair and huge tits when she was 16, I’d pray she was a giantess and give her a boys name too, anything to make teen boys think she might be a hermaphrodite. This little girl is lucky her name isn’t Tommy Bigdick.

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