Kanye and Kim Kardashian are “talking marriage”

By brendon May 02, 2012 @ 5:09 PM

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According to a source (it’s Kim Kardashian), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are so amazing together they’re already talking about getting married. So forget all that negative stuff you’ve heard about Kim for the last 6 months because that’s all in the past and we should ignore that other marriage because that’s old news and the new news is that Kim is totally marriage material and successful, popular people with lots of money want to be her husband. So if you could believe all that from now on, that would be great.

Just one month after going public with their romance, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are “very serious,” a source tells the new Us.com“>Us Weekly — as in, ready to pick out rings.
Although the reality star, 31, has yet to finalize her divorce from NBA star Kris Humphries, she and the rapper, 34, “are talking marriage,” says the source.

Wow. Kim Kardashian must not think very much of us if we’re expected to believe this asinine story. There might as well have been a part about how Kris Humphries can’t get an erection.

(12) Comments

  1. harleydavidson 05/02/2012 17:18

    til death do they part

    or a couple months. whichever comes first.

    fucking scumsucking whore.

  2. Mac-Daddy 05/02/2012 17:19

    orrr, they could be “accidently” killed in a totally unrelated driveby shooting!

    Hint Hint Hint..Anyone? Anyone?

  3. harleydavidson 05/02/2012 17:19

    i would love to get on my bike and do a burn out on their faces.

    and then piss on kim of course.

  4. .BALLS. 05/02/2012 17:48

    oh yes this will work he is a nagger! she loves that!

  5. dubbya 05/02/2012 18:23

    Plz perma-ban Kardashian’s from this site. You’re making it worse.

  6. Gildorg 05/02/2012 18:34

    Wow,

    I would still totally fuck Amanda Seyfried in her ass and that is about all I can say about a post about Goat-Face.

    Cheers!

  7. ComfortablyNumb 05/02/2012 22:28

    It’s time for this stupid twat to fade into obscurity, because she’s a talentless skank.

  8. Eyes_Closed 05/02/2012 22:33

    Wonder what Kanye’s mom would think about this…..?

  9. Kanye is an ass 05/02/2012 23:39

    Kanye is an ass and Kim already has a huge one!

  10. harleydavidson 05/03/2012 06:29

    dubbya has the right idea. no one really cares about this cunt unless shes found face down in the gutter, destitute and whoring herself out for five dollar ZJ’s.

    and if you have to ask, you cant afford it.

  11. ComfortablyNumb 05/03/2012 21:06

    Kanye’s thinking “Yeah boyyyyyy…..I always wanted to hit it with Notorious P.I.G.”

  12. HerreraShana 05/04/2012 15:39

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