Mila Kunis rushed to help a man who worked in her house after he suffered a violent seizure according to TMZ, who still … have no idea … how to use an ellipses or — em dash.
a 50-year-old man — who works in Mila’s house — collapsed Saturday in her L.A. home. He suffered a violent seizure … choking, coughing up blood and vomiting. He had bitten through his tongue.
We’re told the 28-year-old actress grabbed the man’s head … turned it to the side so he wouldn’t choke … while another person stuffed a wallet in his mouth so he wouldn’t swallow his tongue.
(Paramedics) arrived on scene, rushed the man to the hospital, and he’s since made a full recovery. We’re told Mila volunteered to ride in the ambulance, but it wasn’t necessary.
Mila Kunis is awesome and an excellent role model for every aspiring actress, but the “wallet in the mouth” is totally not a real thing, if you didn’t know. But at least she was trying to help and had the best of intentions.
If this had been about Lindsay, it would have started the same, with her racing over and grabbing his wallet, but ended with her saying that dead guy is a crazy liar, and that she was home watching TV the whole time, and she has no idea who rolled him down the hill.